Officially charged with wading and abreading

That was cool as fuck

White rook right hook. Say that 5 times fast.

I have to poop in the Eiffel Tower

Father’s Day and my baby momma is buying me a swanky round of golf! Sounds boring if you’re not a golfer, but I’m sure excited.

God it’s so fucking humid here right now, I wish them all the luck. Pull the moisture from the air faster!!

This is crazy. He was a big deal around here. I took a class with him and went to the capital factory many times. We weren’t friends or anything, but I definitely knew him.

Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books

Born too late to explore the world. Born too soon to explore the stars. Born just in time for Algae 2.0 to drop.

How to tell your policies are popular and you’re doing a great job governing

Backdrop of military folk because:

• They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
• Because of The Implication
• Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown

Holy balls, it costs almost as much as Netflix ($204/year) and all it does is spy on you?! I’m not an evil man but these idiots ask for this service. I wish I’d thought of it.

The phrasing for the 2008 frame isn’t right. Should be “Are you too good to flip burgers?” Or “Is flipping burgers not good enough for you?”

Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!

Similar structure, yes, but this is the important part:

Swiss foundations and their board of trustees are legally obligated to act in accordance with the purpose for which they were established

So, just like the Louvre museum in Paris and the Luxor casino in Las Vegas have similar structures, pointing this out doesn’t really contribute much to the discussion.

For all I know, OpenAI’s purpose is to create Skynet and kill all humans. But Proton’s is:

Our legally binding purpose is to further the advancement of privacy, freedom, and democracy around the world.

I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:

2 > 1

This one checks out, folks.

The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Brocade that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two brocades and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.

Boob just because it shows how boobs look from the three main perspectives: top, straight on, and profile.

Looks like they found Satoshi Nakamoto and now Hegseth is gonna beat him with a sock fulla quarters til he gives Trump “all the bitcoins”