Holly shit! If this is true and it's only been 3ish days...that's truly horrifying.

I feel like people approving it would be from Russia, China, and North Korea.

Did I read that story correctly? More than 50% of injured soldiers required 3 or more artificial limbs. And 90% of injured soldiers have returned to combat? That can't be right!

I believe that some Republicans would argue that we have too many "ethnics" already.

Only the first born. You get to keep the rest.

You know there's one dad trailering a cooler full of insert favorite beer here. This actually sounds like a great time.

Wait...my knees are pretty garbage. How would you know if your knee fluid had been harvested?

So what are you guys doing to make your colons smell good?

Jackie Stallone, Sylvesters' mother....

I love spam! Spam and eggs, spam sushi, spam and Reese's....

So....Mr. Stark. Is there any reason you happened to choose this particular page from a whole book of good information...?

While I'm happy to hear we are good enough friends to share this kind of misery with, I really wish you wouldn't. Sometimes NOT sharing is caring.

Silly question. When you say America do you mean North, Central or South? All three?

As someone who had idiopathic urticaria I wish you the best of luck.

But there are only 6 cats?

Phew! It is such a breath of fresh air to see that this statement didnt end with "in the United States."

Can confirm. I am a sleepy Dad! I mean I've got narcolepsy, so I was always destined to be sleepy Dad.

If this happened in my house i couldn't even be mad. Just disappointed.

Thank you! My comprehension at 3am while my toddler screams because he doesn't like sleep.... Was not at its best

So....Ken and Ryu are the only constants? That's wild! Almost had Akuma but he wasn't on the lineup for SF6.