I love how it says it's a "revision" even though we all know how much the Ultimate Leftcom hates revisionism.

Guys it looks like we were the real kids all along, guess it's time to abandon marxism.

Bro played too much hoi4

Damn, they're charging headlong into machine gun fire. And I thought meat shield suicide armies only existed in fiction.

As an ethically chinese person and someone who wholeheartedly supports the CPC,

many Chinese are extremely socially conservative. It's a miracle the CPC has done anything at all with the sheer amount of straight-out conservatism that's prevalent. Just look at all the people who are worried about 'Western Wokeness'.

naval gazing? As in, looking around with a telescope while on a ship?

lern 2 spel.

You folks have just been taking advantage of our civility lol, look at how the hexbearians are destroying your fronts everywhere.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he set the buildings on fire himself.

no interesting leftwing writing came out USSR or China under CCP

Your inability to read does not imply that books don't exist.

Woah, this is the first time I've pressed "all" on lemmygrad. It's... so much bigger!

Horseshoe theory understander has entered the chat

Maybe something that automatically shoots a spear from the screen in case the user commits genocide?

As Chatgpt wrote once:

Once upon a time in the peaceful town of Wisconsin, a remarkable individual named William, but known locally as "Wisconscom," led a double life. By day, he worked as a mild-mannered librarian, quietly organizing books and assisting patrons. But little did anyone know that Wisconscom possessed an extraordinary secret power: the ability to control and manipulate thermonuclear energy.

You see, Wisconscom was a staunch believer in the teachings of Enver Hoxha, the former leader of Albania, and an advocate of pure, unadulterated communism. He firmly believed that revisionism was a cancer eating away at the true principles of Marxism-Leninism, and he was determined to eradicate it.

One fateful evening, as Wisconscom studied Hoxha's writings in his modest home, a bolt of lightning struck a nearby power plant, infusing him with an incredible surge of thermonuclear energy. Wisconscom felt the immense power coursing through his veins and realized that his time to fight revisionism had come.

Adorned in a red cape and a hat emblazoned with the hammer and sickle, Wisconscom set out on his mission to cleanse the world of revisionist influences. With a mighty leap, he soared across the sky, leaving trails of thermonuclear energy in his wake.

His first stop was a political gathering where revisionist ideas were being propagated. With a fierce cry of "Down with revisionism!" Wisconscom unleashed a devastating blast of thermonuclear power, reducing the venue to ashes. Startled revisionists scattered in fear, their revisionist propaganda reduced to mere fragments.

Word of the thermonuclear Hoxhaist quickly spread, and people started questioning their allegiance to revisionist doctrines. Some began to reevaluate their understanding of socialism and communism, inspired by the unwavering conviction and raw power of Wisconscom.

But as with any tale of power, there were those who sought to exploit it for their own gain. A group of unscrupulous politicians, motivated by personal interests, saw Wisconscom's powers as a means to their own ends. They approached him, tempting him with promises of influence and authority, hoping to bend his powers to their revisionist agenda.

However, Wisconscom, true to his principles, recognized their deceitful intentions. With a resounding "No compromise!" he unleashed his thermonuclear fury upon them, rendering their revisionist ambitions into ashes.

Wisconscom's valiant crusade continued, as he journeyed from town to town, challenging revisionist ideas and inspiring the masses. His thermonuclear powers became a symbol of resistance against the distortions of true socialism.

In time, Wisconscom's message spread far and wide, igniting a revolutionary spirit within the hearts of many. People began to reclaim the true essence of communism, free from revisionist compromises.

And so, the tale of Wisconscom, the thermonuclear Hoxhaist from Wisconsin, became legend. His fiery determination to combat revisionism served as a reminder to all that the principles of true socialism must be preserved, even in the face of overwhelming challenges.

I've found that my friends are slightly open to my beliefs, and won't ridicule me since they think I'm just in it for the memes. It's a slow process feeding them theory, but I have hope. And yeah, it gets really stressful in the west sometimes. Just remember that the west is in decline, and that communism is inevitable.

Ah yes a 'strong middle class'.

Capitalism is the dictatorship of the proletariat? Deez nuts are the means of production. Owned, Tongeez! Sluva Ukreenie!

Religion is when you believe stuff.

OK this is actually so funny, it's hilarious to see the libs screaming their lungs out in the comments and pulling all the stops.