Man we burning to death down here and fuckers still think it's all a hoax. I hate humanity.

God please let me move to Europe I don't even care what language I have to learn I just wanna be able to live without worrying about affording a doctor appointment.

Tell the pilot to cross into another time zone so you have an extra hour. Just make sure they don't go the wrong direction.

Somebody give Grandma the mic she gonna tear some shit up

Me accidentally buying a PS5 for $8 by weighing it as onions

"It's about protecting the kids!"

Says everyone who supported this ban

Crazy how TikTok don't even seem so bad anymore thanks to the other two completely fucking imploding.

From what I understand, at least in some countries, you can still be charged for any minor crimes you commit along the way, such as if you take prison clothes with you or damage something on your way out.

Political extremists. So about the same as Reddit, though they seem to be a little more frequent/outspoken here. Also funnily enough the complete opposite side of the spectrum. Used to get called a dirty commie because I believed in Nationalized healthcare, but now I'm apparently a facist for not worshipping the CCP.

I'm saving this cuz I wanna see if anyone defends the CCP

It's funny because 3d printers are cheaper to purchase, maintain, and supply for

Damn so I guess those 3.5 to 7 million Ukrainian just "lost the will to live"... You know, like Padmé

surely not even an American judge would uphold that, right? Surely

Man they keep talking about impeaching Biden, but even if they are successful in both impeachment and conviction (which is nigh impossible in its own right) what will they do next? If the GOP is that unhappy with Biden they're really gonna shit bricks if Harris is sworn in.

Such a Paul Rudd thing to do.

"What's Thor's Hammer's name?"

"Jonathan."

You're missing political extremism

Damn those bananas are old enough to have participated in a coup in South America

I learned I'm a Communist for wanting to live somewhere with nationalized healthcare

Now adjust for inflation. The comic was published in 1989. $1 then is $2.48 today. That's a cumulative price increase of 148.22%, or an average price increase of 2.71% per year for 34 years. It is 4:30am, I am on a shuttle bus, and I am not showing any signs of going to sleep anytime soon.

MAXIMUM VOLUME