Musk would hire people to jerk off to a milk carton, then drink it live pretending it's his own, and get mad when people point out that the good drinkers would know how to position the mill carton for optimal flow.

I'm not sure why I wrote this, or why I'm pressing send...

Most database engines support stored procedures. You don't need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.

I cannot find anything about this. Do you have a reliable source for this claim?

Not sure what you're trying to say here... did you copy the wrong line from the script?

It's a rats nest.

I guess he still has hair, it just looks awful.

@WhatAmLemmy figured it out? @WhatAmLemmy?

Yeah, this is a low point! This one hurts!

Did you just watch the same Ryan George sketch as me?

You're missing the party where the man that approached Tucker had tears in his eyes.

I would expect debris to hit the moon a few hours later. I wonder if you'd run out of oxygen first, or get see rocks falling all around you, and possibly hitting you.

I know you asked for cli apps, and maybe you have already heard of it, but in case you haven't, cockpit is a pretty nice web UI for managing your server (not just systemd services, but everything)

• There's a new proton drive CLI
• That's good
• The CLI is implemented in TypeScript
• That's bad
• It is available on Linux
• That's good
• It pulls in a massive node_modules directory
• ...
• That's bad

This is kinda weird... Yeah, they can get big. Most usual is to have 4 names (2 first names + mother + father)

Anyway, it's kinda weird because I wouldn't give anyone more than first and last name... And that's what most people do, (unless we're in the rare situation where two people share the same first + last name). Why was your friend making you write his full name?

Rizz = ChaRISma, Gyatt = GYATTdamn (goddamn), etc.

Erhm... As a non native speaker, WTF?

Rizz, first thing that comes to mind is rice. GYATT... Dunno. Gynaecologist I guess...

Kikkoman, when he's down.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

I've heard of this before, and I don't understand... How far back do people bring their knife to whack the pit?

I bring my knife a couple of centimeters up. I don't think I bring it down hard enough to do any serious harm to my hand... But the way people talk about this, it seems everyone is doing an anime stance of pulling a sword from their sheath, going as far back as they can, and scream while trying to cut the pit in half with their oversized sword. Obviously missing and cutting off their hand in the process.

I think that systemd oomd is pretty slow. I get a quite a few minutes of unresponsive system while waiting for oomd to do something. Honestly rebooting is faster than waiting for it to work.

I recently installed and enabled earlyoomd on fedora, and on an initial test, I still got an unresponsive system with the default settings, but after around 20 seconds or so, it killed the responsible process and I was able to continue working. Not perfect, but much better.

Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.

I'm wondering what I'm missing here... I have proxmox, and jellyfin is running on a lxc container, along with other stuff. The whole server uses 10W on idle. It does jump to 35W when transcoding, but is that bad? Is jellyfin notoriously power hungry?

I mean.., yes. If you're not striving to live in the star trek universe, maybe there's something wrong with this one.

Last time he made a bet, he just cut contact with the person when he lost. Bets are meaningless to him