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KingGimpicus

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KingGimpicus 1 point a day ago

We do. It just doesnt feel any less empty inside.

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KingGimpicus 1 point 2 days ago

I had originally misread the other comment as saying there were no tetrapods 175mya, not during the carboniferous. That is technically correct for the beginning of the era in question, though tetrapods and flowers did evolve not long after.

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KingGimpicus 1 point 3 days ago
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KingGimpicus 2 points 3 days ago

Nope. The first land vertebrate evolved about 340MYA. 700MYA was a whole lot of nothing. The first plants and fungi to colonize land evolved about 440MYA. Before then, the earth probably looked a lot like Mars. It wasn't until mosses and lichen came along that we even got dirt instead of sand/gravel. Dinosaurs didnt really show up until 250MYA

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KingGimpicus 1 point 4 days ago

Just one really...

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KingGimpicus 149 points 5 months ago

Want to make it better?

Turns out the jewelers intentionally undervalued what was in the truck to avoid paying a high insurance rate. They claimed their goods were only worth about $10m when in reality the actual appraised value was $100m.

Now the jewelers are trying to sue the transportation company (Brinks) for the full value of what was stolen. Brinks, in return, is countersuing the jewelers for breach of contract and fraud.

Honestly hope everyone here loses. Except the guy who self deported. He already won.

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KingGimpicus 65 points a year ago

Source?

Im gonna go out on a limb and say this is udder cowshit. Rats are mammals, as are raccoons, squirrels, and whole fucking masses of little basically unfarmable varmints. You're telling me that there's like 12 farm cows for every wild rat on earth?

Horse. Shit.

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KingGimpicus 58 points 5 months ago

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KingGimpicus 55 points 10 months ago

The scientific name for this phenomenon is a heckin chonky honker.

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KingGimpicus 52 points 9 months ago

Good. Do it. The government ain't doing shit for people who actually need help anyways.

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KingGimpicus 46 points 5 months ago

CA penal codes 834, 835, and 837 empower CA citizens to arrest any other citizen who commits a crime in their presence.

CA penal code 142 makes it a crime for any police officer who witnesses a crime to willfully refuse to arrest or accept the arrest of anyone who has committed a crime.

If they won't work, put them in the slave pens. A few months of hard labor should remind them of their place. Obedience is not a choice for police.

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KingGimpicus 45 points a year ago

The majority of these people should be in retirement homes. Bad ones.

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KingGimpicus 44 points 2 months ago

I bought like 4 games last week for under $20.

AAA Gaming needs to get with the socioeconomic times.

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KingGimpicus 43 points a year ago

Had a job interview at their Ames facility back in December. It was an interesting opportunity, and it required a LOT of sacrifices in terms of commute and workload, but I could've made it work. Then they tried to pull the "Could we interest you in a contractor position?" switcheroo at the end of the hiring process and I noped the fuck out. The next week, Trump announced he was cutting all contractor jobs and freezing new hires for the agency.

Lmfaoooo

Guess the burnout is real. I couldn't believe how much of a dump the place was honestly. Shit is being held together with duct tape, zip ties, and free veteran labor.

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KingGimpicus 40 points 4 months ago

We had this kid who basically cosplayed as Johnny Cash every day. Black slacks, dark button up shirt, guitar like a security blanket, whole 9 yards.

One day, he decides this isnt weird enough. He smuggles in a handle of vodka and jack Daniel's in the trunk of his car. Goes out at lunch and domes the JD in less than 15 minutes. Goes back in and pretends it's just business as usual. That lasts exactly until 5 minutes into the next class, which for him is PE.

Cue projectile vomiting, incoherent moaning/screaming, and he shit his pants. Ambulance was called, then the parents, then the cops.

Classic Dio.

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KingGimpicus 38 points 5 months ago

According to this precedent, Destiny stole an incalculable amount of money from its players when it sunset exotics the first time.

Further, being "banned" from a game or having an account deactivated now constitutes destruction of property.

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KingGimpicus 36 points 9 months ago

Ahem,

Was/were

Pronouns people.

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KingGimpicus 31 points a year ago

Bitch@

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KingGimpicus 31 points 6 months ago

Technically, it's all pretransition iron.

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KingGimpicus 30 points 2 months ago

Start a new career fixing all the fuckups made by AI. If you think vibe coding is dangerous, try vibe machining

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