Go ahead and pull the bag over your head while you are at it! Gotta get it all!

I am constantly amazed just how absolutely mind-numbingly stupid some people are. There is no lower bound.

The Salty Toddler

Looks like my kitteh

Of course they are.

Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?

“This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

This is the Find Out stage.

Keep voting red you stupid fuckers.

HP has been a shitty company for decades. Why do people still buy things from them? They are dead to me.

Oprah is a fkn blight on our country. She burdened us with dr oz and dr phil, two absolute pieces of shit.

The Narcissist's Prayer

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it. <- he is here And if I did, you deserved it.

37 percent of Americans are irredeemably stupid. I see that number over and over for the stupidest shit.

Owning tools and equipment. I wish my neighborhood or town had a tool library.

Right. Let me just read the bill of rights to see if theres anything that applies…. Oh wait, it’s the FIRST one. That was easy.

The gop has no plan or intent to govern. At all. How can you run a government if your entire platform is that all government is bad?

Dont threaten me with a good time.

Theres that fucking 37-38% again who are beyond redemption.

Its liberation day!

This is because the company doesnt make anything anymore. They buy the machines whole from china. No parts are available unless you are a factory worker in china and have sticky fingers.

I hate it but thats why.