I'll bet some MAGA chick gives him a handjob at Camp David and he posts a picture of her later falsely remembering it was his daughter.

I think two things are going on.

1. Trump is playing a game. If my name can't be on it, then just block the whole thing.

2. I think they damaged the crap out of the stone work drilling the mounts and then pulling them out. It probably looks like a war zone building above the original letters.

"Speak for yourself" he says in a comically high voice.

I don't want either. For me, superhero stuff is tried and boring. How about some new ideas?

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee..

Many additional people have been arrested having to do with the disgraceful Vandalism of our beautiful Reflecting Pool. It hasn’t looked or worked like this since 1922, when it was originally built, but even then, it leaked badly, and didn’t work. Ours worked perfectly, including the mirror like finish, perfectly reflecting the two Great Monuments, which it never had before! What these terrible Vandals have done is a true affront to both Presidents George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, and should be dealt with accordingly. We met with contractors today, will probably be forced to release and drain much of the water in order to do the necessary repairs, but will have them done as quickly as possible. What they have damaged does not even include the earlier killing of a large amount of grass which was, by far, the least of it. They took some form of knife or blade, and put a 250 foot long gash into the beautiful facade of what took so much work, competence, and money to build and complete. They also poured corrosive and destructive chemicals into the Pool. The Reflecting Pool was never so beautiful as it was just one week ago, even going back to 1922 when it opened. We are very proud of what we have done with this magnificent structure, and we will get it repaired, quickly, to an equal level of Beauty. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Fucking liberal ANTIFA BLM ninjas and their mastery of the blade.

..digs in pocket for silver paint pen

How much power does a magic crystal ball use?

I bought a ROKU TV once. Got it unboxed. Plugged in. It wanted me to register to activate the TV even if I only want to use the HDMI input.

I unplugged it. Put it back in the box. Returned it.

One day they'll shut off the registration system and if you ever factory reset the TV, it will be bricked. Fuck no to that.

This should be illegal. I think Iran has gone a step too far at this point. I don't think there is a single person alive who would condone this.

No one, I repeat NO ONE, wants to imagine Trump sunbathing.

Rep. Randy Fine (R-Fla.) last week demanded the feds “review every naturalization of the past 30 years – starting with Mamdani. I just think we need to take a hard look at how these folks became citizens, and if there is any fraud or any violation of the rules we need to denaturalize and deport,.”

I have a better idea. Start with Melinia Trump and her parents. Maybe send Baron on his way as well. Then have a good hard look at Elon Musk.

I wouldn't go to the US now if you paid me. Crazy fucking locals armed with massive amounts of guns, Americans who cheer for the reduction of rights for particular sets of people and the complete destruction of the government. The president threatening allied countries. Fuck the US.

America is a fucking shithole. We should put a wall around it to keep the world safe.

This sounds like DOGE is going to cost the USA a shitton of money fixing their bullshit.

This also sounds like one particular person, with a fuck ton of cash, should be held responsible and pay for damages.

LOL. Who am I kidding. Musk will get an invented award when SSI collapses due to fraud. Then they'll "have a concept of a plan" to fix it.... in two weeks.... forever.

Reads headline

Oh no.

Reads article

The egg producer has approximately 850 employees, including contract workers and state inmates.

Oh no, anyway.

This douche just tried to play a public park in PEI and some local goofballs decided to have a counter protest in the form of a vuvuzela party. Same time. Same day. Same place.

After that the city decided it might be best to pull the permit. He ended up playing in a backwoods church to a handful of regular church members.

Then he tried to play in Moncton and the city pulled their permit. The only other place he could play on such short notice was a church in the woods 2 hours away. I think 20 people showed up.

His entire tour is a hilarious failure.

So now when people read the Epstein lists and documents, and a name is blacked out, everyone assumes its Trump.

I'm not sure if this is a better look for rapist and sex trafficker Donald J Trump.

A year ago, this Canadian would have felt a need to help our neighbours.

Right now, this Canadian is laughing and waving my bare ass in a southerly direction.

This is what you voted for you fucking idiots. You're proudly burning down your own house. Best of luck you soup brained simpletons.

Smart people know NOT to make a deal with Trump because he doesn't respect deals.

He absolutely can not be trusted because everything out of his mouth is complete nonsense or a lie.

Someone needs to sit down with Trump and agree to sign a deal but instead stab the pen into his fucking spine.

If it says "made in USA" it goes back on the shelf backwards.

$10 says Trump couldn't remember which brown lady ran against him in the election so he just picked 3 names he could remember.