1. You'll probably die from a bullet before the cigarettes get ya

Automation games, such as Factorio and Satisfactory. Idk man I keep seeing people say they're digital crack, but they're just frustrating busywork sims for me. I'm more content just playing something like Terraria, where I feel like my progress is meaningful

Automation games like Factorio, Satisfactory, etc. I have tried. Everyone makes them seem like the most addictive form of digital crack there is. I just can't get into them. They feel too much like work to me. Please tell me where the fun is that I am clearly missing

AI trash aside, I think the default recommendation for newbies should be Linux Mint with Cinnamon environment. It's familiar, simple, and fully functional. Lots of people use it as their go-to for general purposes, myself included.

No coffee: tired. Coffee: tired, but faster

Dad is the only one I'd hang out with

This is the first console generation where I bought and sold a console before the next gen came along. I got one of those PS5 emails while they were still somewhat limited, and decided to jump on it like a dumbass. Two years later, sold it to recoup the cost of my Steam Deck. The only real exclusive it has that I played was the Demon's Souls remake, and that just wasn't enough to convince me to keep it around. Looks like the other exclusives I have missed out on since then is...(checks notes)...Astro Bot...and that's it. Oh well.

Super Nintendo

Bro I honest to God can't see the difference between 1080 and 4k, you could put them both next to me and I'd struggle to point out which is which. We don't need 8k. Enough is enough

When I had a PS5 and Cyberpunk, I would sometimes switch ray tracing on and off to see if it made a huge difference. Well, the frame rate would be capped at 30 with it on...and I suppose if I stopped and looked around for a bit, it was noticeable, but honestly, I preferred the higher framerate. I've yet to see a game that really benefits from RT.

This reminds me of when one of my friends was playing Fallout: New Vegas back when it was still new, and decided to give his character the "Confirmed Bachelor" perk...which states that it will give your (male) character a damage bonus against male enemies, and unique dialogue options for male NPCs. It was very implied to be the "make your character gay" perk, but he didn't realize it until he suddenly started getting flirty dialogue options with male NPCs.

He wasn't very happy...I still find it hilarious that he got mad about something he opted into.

For the record, we're more acquaintances than friends these days. He went hard right. Naturally.

Why is it always pregnancy with these mobile ads

I used that excuse when I was younger and more insecure. Now I just own it and say I do it because I like to play as women more than men. I'm a man IRL, but sometimes I wanna try on the other sex

Honestly, whether you prefer the NXE or the Blades, you have to admit they were both better than the Metro garbage that they forced on us all towards the end. Slow ass garbage with forced ads all over the place. I was happy to get rid of my 360 after that cancer took over

Average Kirby final boss

What does that mean?

Jackie Chan Adventures. It used to air every Saturday morning on Kids WB, so yeah, pretty kid friendly. It's a fun cartoon, definitely worth a watch

How do you pronounce laser

Cockney rhyming slang. "Brown bread" = dead.

I wouldn't know that if it weren't for Dragon Quest 8 😅

Nice!