Relatable. The boy being woken up, I mean.

It's not that unique. For example in Oklahoma it's also true that Wyoming has a lower population than the other 49 states combined.

I discussed with an AI what else could be done about this, but it didn’t offer any useful advice.

Could have skipped this part.

Don't care. I have today and tomorrow off.

IMO it weakens his next sentence. Idiots asking AI first and then posting that as an answer is a known (and completely separate) point, but he previously basically admits he's well on his way to become of those idiots. At least he did understand that the AI told him utter bullshit.

Bongcloud opening never lost to Deep Blue. Just saying.

It's it obvious? It couldn't have ended in any other way.

I'll omit what I want, when I want. I'll omit all over you!

Lava is a rare counterexample. It's way more dangerous than we thought as kids.

You have a typo there. You wanted to write "should" rather than "can"

That sounds like you're saying people regularly crash cars into your third-story windows.

With seahorses.

Bad neighbours.

Eh, staying alive is easy. There's not a single living person right now who failed it.

All those articles that keep popping up make me wonder whether they're just rage-baiting, or if they're actively trying to build a narrative that the fight is lost and everyone should move on.

In either case it's pissing me off.

Literally failing at life smh my head