Solution: print as pdf

I initially saw all 3 beds as cribs which just made it funnier

Nah dogs have mad endurance too. My dog comes mountain biking with me and runs 20 miles, I have a friend that rode 40 miles with his border Collie following. I have another friend that studies mountain lions and hikes with a rat terrier trained to sniff out scat and they do about 15-20 miles/day

Dogs have been hunting partners for humans for likely tens of thousands of years. They should have comparable endurance...they go wherever we go

Amazing shot

Also I can't help but laugh at the idea that the photographer in this moment was in fact not taking the guy's camera...but instead, getting the shot

No. I hope he is never found

If you read the quote from the anonymous source in Trump's voice...it sounds exactly like the way he would shit talk somebody

Look it's the Kanker sisters from Ed Edd and Eddy

Ok Zoomer

Oh boy! ER Nurse at a busy urban trauma center

The one I'll never forget was self inflicted GSW to head. He pulled the trigger with the gun pointed to his temple. Bullet somehow immediately took a turn downward and exited through his jaw on his opposite side.

Came in by EMS alert and neuro totally intact. I heard he even walked out of the hospital on his own when he was discharged

You can give input but ultimately you don't get to pick them...your prescriber picks them

Magazines are actually empty by default

There's an underlying requirement in America to have some level of confidence and to at least act somewhat extroverted in order to have some level of success. It's genuine for some but for others, myself included, it's a bit forced and faked... we're just doing what we think we need to do in order to make it

If you're able bodied then I think it's time for you to go outside and see that leaving home for a job a few times per week can be very good for you

Yin and yang

The statistic also states that 85% of Germany's population are ethnic Germans. If true, that would mean that the foreign population (15%) is responsible for 41% of crimes

Dude please please please don't let Trump ruin your marriage. Not allowing your MIL to stay for her annual visit when your wife wants her to is gonna be a big big problem

Lol so now it's alligator Alcatraz because it's shut down, like Alcatraz, and surrounded by gators.

No silly...they're bombing randos in the Gulf of AMERICA

Yep! And they have their capitalist equivalent... private fire services

...But isn't the US actually paying these third counties to take them?