If this was real, you'd only need an average sized dick to poke a girls guts

For me, being horny is akin to having just eaten something salty and feeling thirsty. You will usually drink, but if you're unable to, you'll still be fine for a while.

When I'm horny, I want to have sex, but it's not absolutely essential and I can do without.

Horniness is the thirst and it can be fully quenched by having sex with a woman and achieving orgasm. Like most sexually active men, I have a built-in procreative urge. This gives me a natural desire to impregnate a woman that I'm having sex with. Which is why condoms are important, you can trick your brain into feeling like you've achieved your natural purpose without actually doing it 😁

I kind of want to fuck 2 pussies at the same time. One girl stacked on top of the other, so I can swap at will. Then when I start cumming inside one, quickly pull out and finish cumming in the other. Then sitting back and seeing both girls drip.

Basically that's my ultimate fantasy 😩👌🏻

Nope. I'm seeing male posters getting downvoted, which sucks. Everyone should be welcome in all communities unless the community states otherwise or a post is off-topic.

This is weird and bizarre, but also kind of interesting. Hear me out.

Years ago when I used Facebook, I befriended some girl after she added me randomly after seeing that we had similar music tastes. After a while she added me to a group chat with another girl & 3 other guys.

It was not at all what I was expecting. This girl casually just posted her own nudes, pictures of her fucking herself with a dildo, and even videos of her having sex with her boyfriend. She once sent me a video of cum dripping out of her and said "look what I've just got!" I felt like I'd joined some weird little sex group, and she was the leader. She also didn't hide her face. It was pretty hot honestly.

But after a while it got a bit too much, she was posting pics of her peeing in the toilet and the other people in the group started posting racist memes and shit. So I got out of there fast.

This is so great, thanks for working to fix this!

In day to day life I'm a pretty easy going guy who just leaves people alone to do whatever they want to do.

In the bedroom I will (consensually, ofc) degrade you like the worthless little cock slut you are.

I seen this one video of 3 girls in leggings/yoga pants taking turns sitting on some guys face. That was hotter than I expected.

Now I want a girl to do that to me.

I never do reposts and I crosspost to a maximum of 3 communities, assuming I can be bothered to do so. Seeing the same pic all over your feed kind of sucks so I don't want to be like that.

I hate those "caption" posts.

i.e. "You thought she was away to the gym but she's actually taking a pounding from your best friends big cock"

I find it a bit cringe lol

A bunch of women in tight leggings/jeans/shorts to take turns sitting on my face and smothering me.

And/or

To have someone ride my dick until I cum then start riding even harder, making me squirm

I'm terrible at dirty chatting on Lemmy. I don't really see what else I'm supposed to say to a hot girl other than some variation of "I think you're hot and would like to have sex with you" lmao

That's why I don't do PMs. That, plus I'd just be another one of probably dozens of guys messaging said girl.

The only questions that matter when it comes to fetishes are: is it legal? Is it harmful? Does everyone involved consent?

If its legal, safe, and everyone consents then there's no problem.

May you enjoy all the piss.

It's a big no for me. I get no sexual pleasure out of anything to do with my asshole. I prefer to be the one plugging holes with my dick, rather than being plugged.

That would have been the best time to make content. Pregnant is hot.

Gripping your penis too hard during masturbation, so when it comes to actually having sex, you can't get off because you're used to the tight grip of your hand. That's the theory, anyway.

https://vger.to/lemmynsfw.com/post/31735308

Suspicious new account with what I suspect is stolen pics. And also, if you click the link on that post it takes you to a site with some AI slop on it.

This isn't the only one, I'm seeing some new accounts that are setting off my bullshit detector, like one that has a Telegram link on it.

Can we do something about this?