Maybe pass some fucking laws and get rid of the light truck exemption?

Yeah, really, fuck cars.

Terrible bombs that one dude even made fun of after being injured by its misfire.

Yeah, customers are literally already paying that amount.

Well yeah, because the waiter is getting a tip based on a percentage of the cost of all the work done before him.

How about a child's freedom to not have microplastics in their brain?

I like the idea of remembering history and who the real villains are. These scum are just a result of American work.

In a properly urbanized environment owning a car would be both unnecessary and inconvenient. We should strive to properly urbanize our living areas.

Bringing back true suburbs would be good, too. People living a half hour train journey from the city by high speed rail would mean small walkable islands could form in small towns the way they used to.

To the bike tire point, let's face it, if we replaced every car with a bicycle we would probably reduce the amount of microplastics by a massive amount because a bike tire could never contain the amount of plastic a car tire does, cars have four and weigh a lot more. It's incomparable, but you compared it so I had to point that out.

Absolutely. I have a friend who lives in a cabin all summer and works remotely the entire time.

Pussyfoot!

All I'm missing is the more niche communities to grow. It's good to see lots of memes and engagement but a man needs more.

Wait my Zoomer buddy definitely has a wallet thicker that George Costanza's. I'm starting to think the internet is just full of lies for making us hate each other.

As a millennial, the only humans I hate are the rich. The rest of you are cool, even if some of you are dumb as rocks.

Are we pretending that millennials are affording apartments alone? Cause I know very few doing that. Moving back in with your parents, though, that shit's common.

Hey can we stop normalizing dying in office? This shouldn't be normal.

Small government folks sure are horny about giving their government the power to murder them.

Just say ninja, every time. All those songs can be fun songs about ninjas.

In fascist rhetoric the enemy is always both weak and strong. It's a real easy indicator that you're hearing propaganda.

This is one of the most stupid things I've ever seen. Good job.

I try real hard to not only change my mind but vocally (typographically) acknowledge when I was wrong because it's so goddamnit rare and infuriating.