That was only 9 years ago? Maybe I'm not that old.

Here ya go

You telling me I'm not allowed to do that?

So if I say the nickname "Grimey," as he liked to be called, that doesn't mean anything to you?

This is Na'vi erasure.

Woodoo hide!

Yeah, but let's let Kenan decide. He should get a say in who is boss will be for the next 20 years.

I thought asphalt was already the most recycled material.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

"Give the ranchers ladders. They can use ladders to get to the other side, but not doors. You could use small fire trucks. Call the local fire stations, and use the ladders on their trucks to help them get over."

This guy, treats instances, like women.

The Economist always has one eye on the bottom line.

His main medical issue is that he's 81. If he were retired, it wouldn't be worthy of an Onion joke.

But if it's imperfect, at least it's not as long.

We're going to be so early for the movie.

Why do you keep saying that?

The killer is on that show Welcome to Flatch. And I keep expecting him to, you know.

Found the proprietor.

It's only unbelievable due to the speed of closing the deal.