I'm glad there's no karma, hopefully that'll mean less bots that steal posts, get loads of karma, then sell those accounts to people who use them to scam.

I always forget how many intrusive ads are on the internet. One time I shared a link to one of my family members and they almost got a virus because of a pop-up ad. The web is actually unusable without uBlock Origin.

I leave for 3 days and suddenly everyones talking about some dude shitting im so out of the loop 😭

Firefox, and ill continue to use it for as long as possible. No thanks Chromium.

Sorry to anyone who’s reading this for the first time

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Common Linus W.

It's hilarious that spez is still trying to make false allegations against Apollo's dev. especially considering he has actual recording of the calls. smh

I am honored to bask in your golden light

How about a bag of holding with many kobolds?

This is going to be a massive shitshow, cant wait!

In the same boat here, created a account on mastodon.lol (rip) and never ended up using it. But i'm enjoying Lemmy a lot more!

I really like the new icons, really keeps with the whole bee theme!

:.|:;

Not if I get there first

Eliminating the weak

I LOVE THE_PACK BEST SUBREDDIT MY BROTHER. I WILL MISS IT IF REDDIT GOES OUT

I never understood why reddit didn't have this feature, I understand the abuse aspect but you can edit the bodies and everything is archived anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WAY more scary then most of the post in that sub tbh

Glad to bee here, sad seeing reddit go out like twitter. But I guess that's what happens when you put profit over users.