You only get to Valhalla if you die with your sword in hand.

So this checks out.

Yup. Perfectly normal to joke about molesting a woman in a department store.

Wait, what happened to "vote blue no matter who?" Does that only apply to liberal candidates? I'm shocked by this sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!

No, not the downvotes! 🥺

"Honey, I'm bummed because I didn't get to shoot a dog today. Time for your beating."

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

It's amazing how OpenSUSE got my laptop's valve covers to leak oil.

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Holy hell, that's hilarious coming from that ragebait fascist weirdo!

Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

That's some cloaca & dagger shit.

That user is a straight-up Nazi. Look at their comment history:

I’m not. I’m just saying that it hurts my feelings to have this guy be called white. There are so many mixed race white supremacists out there, and they make white people look bad. Why are we calling this guy white?

On the contrary; they let me know when I hit a nerve. When fascists tell you what pisses them off, that's where you press.

Universal Monk was a prolific poster around election time; he had tons of alt accounts that all posted stuff purposely made to divide the left.

After his accounts all got banned for trolling and evasion, he started up the Donald J Musk accounts and repeated the cycle, this time posting far-right fascist content and trolling people with lies, disinfo, and general unpleasantness.

It's been an open secret for a while that they were the same user based on the MO, but apparently he fucked up and reused a comment.

Of course.

That's what makes it even worse though: the joke is that Rudy isn't really "molestable", but the old freak goes for it anyway.

And the pièce de résistance is, of course, that he was found to have sexually assaulted at least one woman in a department store.

Oh, I never thought of it like that.

What a great criticism! You're obliviously someone who has thought long and hard about this topic

I'm sure one of these days conservatives will vote for the (D). We just have to keep trying to meet them in the middle for another thirty years! Let's try putting one of the Cheneys on the ballot next time.

Now whose rights are we gonna sacrifice first? I vote old people's.

Lemon parties

No, I meant life.

If you tag a Nazi in the face with a paintball gun, would they have to reveal the Nazi's identity to charge you with assault?