Coolest thing may be that they harvest soft shoots, then stab them into to bottom of the the surrounding waters, and even if it all freezes over, they can go get their stores and have fresh shoots to eat, even in deep winter.

An old army buddy of mine once said with the purest rage: "It don't matter which way I fuckin turn it! It ALWAYS COMES BACK TO LEFT!!" after hearing righty-tighty lefty-loosy for probably the thousandth time whilst givin er in the wrong direction once again..

He got out of the army as a heavy tank mechanic and went into concrete. I don't even think he owns any tools at all these days.. That's been thirty damn years ago and I'm still fuckin with him about it every now and again..

Harriet's 168th. birthday party with Steve Irwin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD9M_WCXn3s

Yep. Didn't know it was a thing. Probably won't, either.

There's a great episode of the Timesuck podcast (episode 165: Simo Hayha: White Death)

I'm not going to link to it, because I'm not sure of the thread rules, but it's a seriously well done and researched podcast on the life of this sniper.

(Edit: 22 MAR 2024 10:47 EST)

Here's a link to "Timesuck episode 165: Simo Hayha: White Death" (I'll use a YouTube link, probably more widely accessible)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLyJ8d6Jq_E

Because I have a "thing" about having those little floor-crunchies on my feet. Floating flooring is nice, but every little thing lays right on top of it.. So instead of constantly dusting the bottoms of my feet off on my calves, I just throw on some house shoes. Freshly cleaned floors excepted.

Also Sprach Zarathustra. (Thus Spake Zarathustra) very overused, but one of the greatest pieces of music in all of history.

That's exactly what a fuckin boozer would say, also.

Although... I've been drinking since about October o'clock.. so, what the fuck would I know about it, anyways.

(I say: they can stop anytime you want me to.)

Cheers!

Stupid cunt. Throw that piss-jug on the bonfire like a normal fuckin human being... shit..

I'm a fuckin O's fan. Tanking is by far the worst thing in baseball. Some steps have been made to reduce the benefit of just losing your ass off for draft picks. But, even worse than those hard tanking years, it hurts the most seeing a really great farm-raised team not getting supplemented with some good pitchers because of the refusal of Angelos (owner of the Orioles) to spend any real money.

There's a rumor rolling around that maybe David Rubenstein is interested in buying the team, Baltimore native, hell of a lot of money... But unknown in the willingness to spend category. Owners that don't spend are far worse for this great game, in my opinion.

Superstar teams usually don't work either, mind you.. But not putting money into a team with the talent level of the O's in the past couple years? That's just straight fucked.

Kuntz. Yep, said like That... As in Rusty Kuntz. Best baseball name in history:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

How shitty is the stainless steel that allows a fucking magnet to stick to it to begin with?

Putting the steel toes right up the ass of day ten! Sleep still about 50/50 for the most part, but I'm still sober! I'm giving it another day today. Somewhat groggy, but nothing anywhere severe as most all of my hangover days were. My body's beginning to re-adjust, and I'm really, really okay with that.

I will not drink alcohol with you all this day!

And on a side note: today marks two solid months of sobriety for My Girl! So fuckin proud of that sweet-assed motherfucker!!

And has realized that she left nothing behind.... Other than compliance to Her Man...

Some like it like that, eh?

O, what dark times.. When passing ruffians can say "Ni!" ..at will, to old ladies.

Day 14. Let's get at er! Still hanging in here! Busy morning today, but that's just fine with me. I think my damned old body is starting to adjust to sobriety! Somewhat, anyways.. Sleep is finally getting better, maybe not what I'd call regular, just yet. But definitely much better!

I will not drink with you today!

Day 13. A fresh Monday morning to stay sober. Starting to realize I haven't faced a whole lot of big challenges, yet. But also starting to realize that my drinking caused a whole lot of big challenges to my sobriety.. Kind of a self supporting system, there. Anyways, I'm not drinking with y'all today!

Made it to day 12! Had a really good day yesterday. Some stressful things on the plate this Sunday morning, but I'm gonna tackle it sharp and sober. I'm not drinking today.

Your sweet ass has about the same integrity as all the other bullshit I see (and sometimes even read) every motherfuckin day on this Internet we find one another on.. Source verified as original by way of alcohol.

Nice fuckin job, eh..

Kill the guy on second... The "Manfred Man," The "Zombie Runner," etc... Figure out something better for extra innings. It's almost embarrassing, especially when explaining it to kids and newcomers..