The human compulsion to invent religions.

Seems like this is forbidden by rule 2: No spam.

Seems like an arbitrary threshold. Does anybody actually need $900 million? Or $300 million? Or...

Original madlad.

Magically make it disappear. Because this situation is so unlikely an equally unlikely solution should work. But if didn't I would walk it down the street so authorities would confiscate it, and then it would be their problem.

train it to do what?

Mainly curiosity

Sounds good to me as long as the cast iron truly isn't connected to anything. If it's still an active plumbing vent you're fanning sewer gas into your attic. Also it would be a good idea to cap what's left of the pipe where it comes out of the roof so rain doesn't come in.

LOL I wasn't gonna get that graphic but yes.

I heard the app collects personal data they sell to Big Dental.

wat? IDK how the delivery business works, but if I go to pick up a prepaid order for myself and they gave it to somebody else, I don't lose any money, they're fucking making it again.

Yes, like millions of people who don't have any uranium. Hmm.

Not the only reason, but it does rank high among the perks.

Terrible headline. The AI bubble will definitely burst, but stocks being undervalued is not "exactly" (or even approximately) "how the dot-com bubble burst". The bubble refers to overinvestment by overly optimistic opportunists overestimating the market, and it burst when thousands startups that failed to make a profit ran out of venture capital at about the same time. This is what's going to burst the AI bubble - it's just a question of when. The stock value thing, as the article itself explains (kind of), is just a symptom that investors are starting to sense/fear this getting near.

Other bird at the end: "Hey asshole, I been stalkin' that fish for 20 minutes!"

"Well, well... if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

I found the headline a little confusing. Apparently as producer or director she interviewed actors for a role, and received AI-written thank-you notes thanking her for the interviews.

Real political organizations (I shit you not):

Gays for Trump
Blacks for Trump
Latinos for Trump

Pretty sure I'm not in there.