i am joining this myself. telekinesis

you die once you use it, with a 1% chance of living

except you get chronic diarrhea that lasts for 1 week each time you use it

this actually kinda sounds good watered down invulnerability, i'd be taking that ngl

i would want the last one for trolling purposes ngl also french fries one is good...if you're planning to start one of those cliché food fights

this one btw is also great! for creating awkward situations

except it's only by smell >:)

SOAP

sweet potato...i JUST found out...

i heard that there was a case where a girl killed herself (on accident) with REALLY long nails... or maybe i'm misremembering something

the last one speaks paper mario, but the first one sounds way cooler than lame ngl, same with the second

i tried out white salt kit kats before these. those were pretty disgusting (obviously), so i was scared to try out these