Autistic people... Silence during small talk.

We need this, that and that from there, over there and there... starts info dumping

Press f to pay respects...wait what's that...

Ctrl+win+arrows Just go to an alternate desktop with "productive stuff", that has a word doc from a long time ago open

File explorer just casually says hello during a full screen game and overrides the active window.

One of the reasons I use linux now. Now I get to break absolutely everything if I'm not careful.

The evil companies. Ah yes a recycle icon with numbers but you presume it's fine. Nope. It's literally just the type of plastic.

:/. Corporates are evil.

My friend complains it's awful but watches with me anyway and laughs

I literally just prioritise f droid, and a Google App search tool I found a bit ago that let's you sort such to show no Inapp etc

https://playsearch.kaki87.net/

Where it came from: https://www.reddit.com/...

My friend likes ads in the cinema. It doesn't compute.

Backups?

I just see plastic legs?

Well op... Delete this post, such that well, the data is lost.

Just lossy compress it slightly. Completely gone.

The hidden pounce

I had a super fucked up nightmare. Fucking terrified me going back to sleep for 20 minutes.

Read at your own peril. https://pastebin.com/nu435FU6

The programmers have invaded the memes... Before long there'll things bugging them in the memes.

Who

Well once you get passkeys implemented in every website. Now they'll need to steal your phone. Haha.

What does the fox say...

With a machine gun

Kek.

Ps: I don't