Conversation with ex girlfriend:

Her: I just got my car back from the garage. They told me to keep an eye on the tyre wear, but I don't really know what that means or how to do it.

Me: I can show you how to do that if you like?

Her: I don't need you to mansplain things to me! MAN KNOW CAR THING, WOMAN NO DO.

I stopped myself from correcting her interpretation of mansplaining, because it was clear that any man was forbidden from communicating normally with her.

Every morning I scroll through memes and they are all the same. I just wonder why does this one get so many up votes. I don't get why it's so popular.

This is step 86 in the plan. Step 87 is make people pay for the previously free service

Judges ruled that they do not have the procedural authority to withdraw the execution order at this time.

I'm going to suggest the system might not work.

Ooh thank you. I hope you can see why I was sceptical!

She could avoid all this unpleasantness by fucking off for good instead of clinging onto relevance. She deserves worse, but I absolutely love this banner.

It's not about how much weight the plane carries so much as flight attendants doing overhead lifting and the risk of one falling out of the overhead locker. Source, I'm on the internet and you read it

Makes more sense when you consider him a Russian asset; weakening NATO and the US position as a super power.

I don't understand why this sort of thing doesn't happen more often during these wierd visits to places.

I understand how you are feeling, and nothing I can tell you today is going to be able to change that.

Imagine being sat at the really long table with Putin, saying how the mission to burn down an IKEA in Lithuania was a great success.

You've said this on so many posts I'm struggling to keep track of which ones I've seen before. It's not a criticism, just saying you're messing with my melon maaaan.

This got a laugh, which is surprising because the original story horrified me.

Doesn't go far enough, remove pronouns from the email body too.

To it may concern. Notice did not complete task before deadline. Please can provide update? Look forward to reply.

I can already see people saying you don't have to worry if you don't fuck monkeys.

I like the suggestion that cancer only existed for 100 years

Strange cropping and weird white patch on the pair programming tile. Is this cutting out a signature or watermark, or is this OC?

I love that people are out of the loop on this. The headline becomes 1000x better.

None of their business - said to the people he is literally in business with

He's not unpopular because he's worse than recent Tory leadership, he's unpopular because of how much of a disappointment he's been compared to people's expectations. Mandatory ID is surely going to improve things in that regard...