So, doomed?

Depends, sometimes the shell fuses to the white, causing you to have to rip each piece off. Why? Maybe fresh eggs or improper technique, not sure, but you will hate life when it happens.

Humans built nukes, so…

Yes, but I’m sure they were doing something more important. /s

The shareholders require value!

May I (finger blast you)? You may.

Time to do it like you have two weeks left.

Friendly?

Well, they want to leave it open in case the baby had a gun. /s

I hope you’re not disparaging the Space City 😉

Everyone likes to laugh at the US, but the same forces are at work in other countries. We’re just ahead of the curve getting enshitified.

I didn’t know anything about this but now I do.

It’s not random, it is another way to make you dependent on corporations.

They’re incapable of blaming themselves for anything.

Way ahead of you.

Uncanny.

I’m open to putting lava in there for a spicy pond.

Are you going to pay an artist to make something? Steal some stock images? Make it yourself?

Billionaire money is good just about everywhere and can capture governments.

Does hosting a fake news show qualify as a real job?