Meh... I was more of an Altavista guy.

And Astalavista (if you know, you know ;) )

It's not. I wouldn't use it against the people it was used to make fun of, because they certainly don't deserve it.

Trump, and his ilk, are so revolting, disgusting, insulting, ignorant and crass that no other single word would cut it. We need to repurpose it.

It's so fucking stupid

Just raise the prices by 20% and also pay the staff 20% more.

But fuck workers' rights and living wages, right?

It needs to be recycled to reference only absolutely inept, ignorant, malignant pieces of shit like Trump.

People with cognitive impairement of any kind don't deserve to be insulted and made fun of.

But Trumptards? Absolutely

I prefer to think he was showing him the place where all the gaudy, gold loving, decadent monarchy lived before getting their heads cut off.

Fingers crossed history repeats itself.

Please do.

Use it all.

Bankrupt these shit companies and help burst the bubble

The sweepingest of changes to Windows?

Moving to Linux.

I encourage everyone to take a major dump on Microslop and move to greener pastures

If they are admiting this publicly, the situation must be much, much worse.

Wasn't it supposed to be a doctor? What's the "joke" then?

These morons aren't just criminals and liars.

They are also criminally bad at lying.

Holy shit, what a terrible job! LOL

Also, if they were serious about making it look better, they should have installed a water filtration system, and maybe some LED lighting so they could make the water look whatever color they wanted.

Just release the Epstein files you disgusting pile of orange manure!

Fuck Microsoft.

And Apple,

And all other american tech companies who bent the knee to the big orange moron.

Install Linux. It's free and unlike windows, getting better every month.

Ah yes, get the guy who says he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on the planet

Fuck you Intel. And FUUUUUUUUUUUCK Elon Musk.

Yay!

Feudalism!

I love how populist, far-right pieces of shit like to portray themselves as anti-corruption and anti-establishment, and they are the most corrupt, quid pro quo leeches on the political spectrum.

Sleepy Trump?

Do you mean Dozy Don?

Hear me out and my crazy theory...

Ukraine attacks Hungary which is a NATO member, and it triggers article 5.

NATO has to defend Hungary, and so invades Ukraine.

Ukraine immediately surrenders, relinquishing control to NATO.

NATO now has the obligation to defend the territory it controls from external threats.

Boom! NATO fights Russia out of Ukraine.

5D Chess

Fuck Microslop

That's an understatement.

Or maybe injecting even more AI into their products? People seem to looooove that.

Or maybe making an even shittier OS by firing more engineers, and replace them with terrible AI slop code?