Food should not be a commodity

Would you prefer it was a luxury?

This project exists because:

• I was bored.
• I love ISSMimic.
• Pee jokes are timeless.
• Space is cool.
• Imagine a situation where all communication has broken down, and the only working sensor is the one in the piss-tank, and the astronauts have to communicate in morse by modulating the delta in the tank. And some guy with ADHD, lurcking on this site, is going to figure out whats going on what is going on, and save them all.
• You could potentially send a notification every time a crew member takes a whizz

One of us, one of us.

Europeans be like: "I'm just gonna take a half tablet, don't want to get dependent on this stuff"

Meanwhile, Americans:

I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.

There, I fixed it.

Damn, you’re gonna need a big jacket to sneak all of that out.

I have a feeling about how this will end

Freud was a fan, and he basically invented therapy

Stupid sexy Hermione... 😭

TBF Yang really did write the equation in the sloppiest way possible.

Like I know what he MEANS but no math professor in the world would let this shit slide.

...and give those boomers a heart attack?

There is an app called “Zombies, run!” that literally uses the same idea, but with zombies instead of lions. It basically makes you listen to a story where you go looking for supplies and every so often, you get chased down by a horde of zombies and it uses your phone’s motion sensor to track whether you’re moving fast enough to escape them.

Hey yo, hey yo
Blacks are the real racists
Call them the N-word and you get met with a fist
Unless you’re black, where’s the equality, bro?
You’re more hypocritical than your momma’s a ho
And your daughter, I fucked both of ‘em last night
At least one of ‘em had a pussy that was tight
Now your whole crew’s after me, just because I’m white
So who’s the racist, can’t be me, right?

Already a thing.

It's planes all the way down.

Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?