the same management who wanted everyone to return to the office are the same people who are still joining Zoom calls from home.

first day on Lemmy. redditor for 15 years, RIF user for a good chunk of that.

I dub things "dishwasher safe"

Almost killed them. Almost killed them. Almost killed them. Amazing cure found in the last 5 minutes.

Putin's friend Stein

I tried Brave for a couple days but I kept getting notifications from it that were ads. Brave had to go.

I usually fall asleep in about 5 minutes and if I wake up once it's a bad night's sleep.

I used to work at Circuit City and they always wanted us to push the $50 Monster cables and I was like no, these $5 cables are just fine. unfortunately, some customers think a higher price makes them better and won't listen to some dumb salesperson.

specifically, an HP inkjet printer

I need to see one these coupons they keep talking about

Thighs are bigger than the butt cheeks?

How do you think he got the speaker job?

Oh no! Anyway...

How do I solve this problem? I know, I'll run really fast!

I dont care about people's bullshit so just let me work and not deal with them.

let them fight

Fucking ghouls

I have a minor stroke every time I listen to this kid.

some people just can't handle the fact they've aged out of the target audience.