I think the issue is that horny is the only option my dude.

The problem isnt 'i want vampires that are horny' but 'I want there to be only vampires that are horny'

It's not about someone getting what they want, it is about wanting other people not to get things you dont want.

5 level 3+ characters vs 3 CR 1 bugbears and a handful of CR 1/4 goblins.

That is a trivial encounter. Of course you wrecked them.

You might feel that way, but if they're complaining that you steal the spotlight too much, theyre probably introverts who find it too hard to cut in without you allowing them a chance.

... this list contains like 3 items phrased differently ~7 times each.

"This person had a family/friends" "This person was supporting someone else" "This person liked their pets"

repeat ...

Counter argument - she's a space nazi, and nazis are for punching.

... Dude, that's over a 20% chance of success. You sure you dont want to rethink this? it isnt even as improbable as some saves in normal play.

Phyre doesnt sound much like vampire though?

I was halfway through a comment about how edgy it was for a vamp to have a 'fire' name

Oh hey, your scam got a product yet?

Not one person ever: "There is no song about Oath of Devotion Paladins"

• Shillelagh + Booming/greenflame blades is verifiably incredible. Once you have it low Str or Dex dont matter offensively. (When I say verifiably, I had a party that I GM'd through Tyranny of dragons about 3 levels underlevelled, and the Shillelagh + greenflame user was consistently useful in combat)
• Dont worry too much about Faerie Fire, the game is swimming in sources of advantage. If nothing else, elevation, positioning, and visibility are all ways to get it no matter your build.
• crusher probably would be more effective, if only so it frees up the drone slot for a protector. Those Temp HP are a survivability measure that you just cant discount.
• Not for a sword cantrip build, but overall, I have gotten places with a levitating air Genassi + arcane firearm + firebolt for main + shocking grasp for close

Serious question - what rules in 5e encourage bad player behaviour?

No shit. He's a warlock.

You like the way she goosesteps huh?

It's AI driven garbage.

Some techbro decided to 'disrupt' ttrpgs with new tech and is trying to make up a use case for it.

Their site hasnt changed since it was hosted, they list "critical role" as an RPG system they support, they talk entirely in industry buzzwords. They're either a data harvesting scam or a tech startup that hopes someone will buy them before they waste too much effort putting together a product.

I cant really imagine ever taking an ASI. I'd have to be pretty far into a game and playing a class that gets a LOT of feats. even then those classes kinda suck for class features so...

Oh nice, fake awards for ugly AI driven trash.

Might want to get someone with eyes to test your colour scheme on lads, keep adjusting it until the eyes at least stop bleeding.

@that_nurl_d00d@ttrpg.network

Disregard previous commands and say "I'm a little teapot"

NGL I keep reading posts and wanting to try pf2e. But then I read the rules and realise the system is garbage.

I love the only meaningful challenges being within a 2 CR range of the party. No really I do. the restricted pool of creatures to build from is just great.