Yes, yes I am.

You could also just not wish anything, or wish for no wishes, etc.

"I'm so smart" - man who wasted three wishes.

Personally, I'd rather have the wishes to use on anything else. Could cure cancer, become filthy rich, turn into a T-rex, have guns for hands, etc. What's the point of "out smarting" the genie like this? Fuck, I could even understand evil wishes, at least they do something productive (if terrible).

Weekend in Bernie's century.

It's particularly hilarious when the people championing these ideologies would fall into one of the would-be-liquidated-in-Nazi-Germany groups. I saw a person with major physical disabilities talking about the glory of the stupid Reich.

Bisithual

Did you reply to my comment by mistake? It doesn't seem to follow what I was talking about, unless I'm missing something.

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it the crispness in the air.

Well, are you in the photo? That would narrow it down a little.

That's a big seahorse.

He's the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

Reminds me of a King of the Hill quote:

Hank: [Presses his tongs into the steak cooking on the grill] Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.

Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?

Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

Doesn't the name imply only two?

Yeah, some people suffer from debilitating facial-location deformaties, it's no joking matter.

"As long as it happens to them, I'm okay with it!" - white Americans

The American dream.

This has some real "don't dead open inside" going on. Still funny meme once I remembered how to read.

So what mushroom cloud is it?

Who could have seen that coming?