Train can't dodge, but it can ram...

Meanwhile, my brothers-in-law have hemochromatosis so need to be bled regularly to reduce the iron in their blood, and they have to pay for the privilege. One put off getting the diagnosis as long as he could because as long as it wasn't official, he could donate blood and achieve the same effect, but once diagnosed, he can't donate blood anymore- not that there's anything wrong with it, but to be classified a donation, the donor can't benefit from it in any way. Such irony. America, fuck yeah.

And for good reason

There is never a good reason for DRM.

Yeah, because escalating physical confrontations with random people never goes wrong.

You think we're not just as confused how it happened this time?

If only cars were actually regulated like we pretend they are...

I rape and murder as much as I want - I just don't want to.

Barbers hill, and they're picking on a dude's hair.

Fetchez la vache!

Fight fire with fire.

Sandworms... You hate 'em, right?

Are you able to do this?

Ahead of time, I could answer truthfully that I am able. I don't have to say "but when the time comes, I may choose not to for any reason"

Eh, it's not that simple... There's a windowing system on Linux, and an old punk band from LA, and a whole generation...

Me too. I'm finally starting to get the divorce ball rolling, not because I want to, but because she's made it clear we have no future, but she's too passive aggressive to do it herself. Last 2 days I've been riding the waves of a continuous panic attack.

That looks a lot like an autoexec.bat

do you believe capatilism can co-exist with UBI?

UBI might be the only thing that can save capitalism.

Yeah, but at least he didn't have autism!

Meanwhile my boss's boss was telling me last year that I had taken too much of our "unlimited" PTO after 2 weeks...

Phoenix just broke its record for consecutive days over 110° at 31, previous record was half that...

Wallace. Bet he's seen some shit.