I can wait literally forever to play a console exclusive and I won't have to because emulation.

I want Elon Musk to buy Reddit. 😈

Are you the sex police? Gonna arrest people for trying to please their partners?

Gee, I wonder what some murders want with the real names of people who they don't like.

Anyone curious why privacy is so important even if you've done nothing wrong?

If your business can't afford employees lives, your business sucks. Figure your shit out.

Give this man a what? Medal? He's already getting daily blowjobs. What else can we give him?

Best I can do is a flail.

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When a 10 year old can't pee on a tree, we need a coup.

Taylor Swift doesn't need the Superbowl.

Yes. Schools exist to make your kids into little workers for their kids.

I am the guy who started this meme! Praise me!

Too bad the shooter wasn't black. The cops weren't trained for this.

This is a cop problem, not a gun problem. All the guns were working, including the shooter's. The cops saw fit to take their lunch hour instead of working.

Did you ever quit because someone else was better? Then you're not an artist. You're in it for business or attention. I don't dance because someone's gonna pay me or because I need to stand out. I dance because I like it.

Guillotines are expensive. :(

I wanna make energy without fucking anything up.

"Yeah no, stop that right now. It's illegal."

Who the fuck does this? What's going through their head to make them think there's any justification? How is there multiple idiots collaborating well enough to get in the way!?

Vampire anatomy expert here.

They are totally like straws. You were dead on.

Jesus Christ, does this even need to be pointed out!??