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MapleEngineer

@lemmynsfw.com

MapleEngineer 19 points 3 years ago

These christofascists aren't worried about their children being indoctrinated. They're worried about the indoctrination to fear, hatred, intolerance, and self-loathing that they have been given at home and in their "churches" being depeogrammed.

Exposing children to ideas you don't agree with is not indoctrination. Exposing children only to ideas you agree with is the definition of indoctrination.

Every accusation is an admission.

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MapleEngineer 18 points a year ago

Always have a safe word.

Mine is, "meatloaf".

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MapleEngineer 16 points 2 years ago

I am a straight, late-50s man with Asperger's. I've been thinking about touching every square inch of a woman's body. A long time acquaintance recently asked me to meet her for sex and I did the every square inch thing starting at her head and working my way down. She said she had never experienced anything like that before. Another long time friend reached out a couple of weeks ago and asked if I would join her and her husband. I said I would and mentioned that I would like to every square inch her in front of her husband. She immediately got very aroused. I'm going to do it to her in a couple of weeks. I'm very much looking forward to that.

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MapleEngineer 14 points a year ago
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MapleEngineer 14 points a year ago

Why does she have sausages on her face?

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MapleEngineer 13 points a year ago

MyFaeryLove

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MapleEngineer 13 points a year ago

I had a girlfriend who would start to masturbate when she knew we were going to have sex because she was so horny. Like, if we were going somewhere to have sex she would unzip her pants, stick her hand in them, and start fingering herself. I liked that a lot. Also if I wasn't going down on her or actively masturbating her while we were having sex she would masturbate constantly.

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MapleEngineer 12 points 2 years ago

"Meatloaf" because I would do anything for love but I won't do that.

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MapleEngineer 11 points 9 months ago

I've made a LOT of homemade porn over the years. Lots of videos and lots and lots of pictures. I'm a man in my late 50s and have been making homemade porn alone and with partners since digital cameras first became a thing. In fact, I have homemade port on Polaroids and 35mm. A fair number of my friends have seen my pictures and some have seen my videos. I'm overweight but I have a nice penis so I've never really worried about it. If it were small or crooked or otherwise ugly I would be more concerned but when I get one of those emails threatening to send me private pictures to everyone I know if I don't pay up in bitcoin I anways want to respond, "Can I give you a list of the people I would really like to see my cock?" It would be a real conversation starter with some people.

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MapleEngineer 9 points 3 years ago

I've lost a lot of weight recently. I'm down from 128 Kg (280+ pounds) to 100 Kg (220 lbs) on my way to my target of 90 Kg (200 lbs). As I've lost weight I've regained length. I'm now measuring just over 18 cm (7.1 inches) which has rekindled my interest in autoerotic photography. I've posted some pictures to my FetLife profile and shared some with friends. I've been writing erotica emails to friends and think it might be time to find someone to play with. It's the middle of winter here in eastern Ontario and everyone is hibernating. What I really need is a cuddle buddy. 

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MapleEngineer 9 points a year ago

Exactly.

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MapleEngineer 8 points a year ago

Some stupid AI.

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MapleEngineer 8 points a year ago

Not masturbation, but.

I had a girlfriend at work who would have sex any time, anywhere. We had sex in the telecom rooms hundreds of times. We had sex in my truck in the parking garage hundreds of times. One time when I was working year end we were the only people on the floor and she blew me in my office then we moved to the boardroom for sex. Once when there was a fire alarm I sent her a text that read, "Want to fuck?" and she replied, "Yes". We went to the men's room in the building across the street. My wife didn't likeher and asked me to stop seeing her.

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MapleEngineer 8 points a year ago

Left. I'm not into 747s.

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MapleEngineer 8 points a year ago

Carpetbagger.

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MapleEngineer 8 points 3 years ago

Plastic

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MapleEngineer 8 points 3 years ago

I'm a straight male. I like the lotus position. It gives you lots of skin on skin and puts my partners face and breasts within reach of my mouth and most of their body within reach of my hands.

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MapleEngineer 7 points 3 years ago

I reached out to an old acquaintance who liked dick pics. I told her that I had lost a lot of weight and gained some length and that it was looking majestic. She asked for a picture. We have a reservation at a nice local hotel on Wednesday. She said yesterday that we had never touched. There will be touching.

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MapleEngineer 7 points a year ago

Grace Charis

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MapleEngineer 6 points a year ago

In my experience, your partner should get the load.

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