The right title should be "What happens if Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Norway, United Kingdom, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo, North Macedonia, Ukraine, Moldova, and even Georgia and Armenia join the European Union".

Which is quite a large plan

while another running through Valle d’Aosta will reduce the transit time between fashion capitals Milan and Paris by 30%, with stops in Lyon and Susa

Ok a lot of errors here.

• This one will run through Valle di Susa (Valle d'Aosta is another region).
• The stops between Milan and Paris will be at least Lyon and Turin, but hopefully not Susa, despite some ongoing chatter about it

So one could live in Springfield, American Overseas Territories, Kingdom of Denmark.

Sounds grandiloquent.

And once again DK colonizes a place full of ICE

Being a European also means that rarely it's 5PM, more often it's 17

Russia doesn't need death penalty. It is sufficient to throw the convicted on the frontline, and death comes in 12 days on average

Here we are. Cats are going to take over the world.

Brexit means brexit

Ciao a tutti, questa è una semplice frase in italiano. Se avete domande sulla lingua italiana non esitate a chiedere (domandare).

Al contrari sta-sì a l'è un-a frase an piemontèis. Ël Piemont a l'è la region ëd Turin.

The second one only has a few months left. The second last has a few days. The last one screams a lot but no one really cares

It's always good to carry a cat in a pocket, you never know

Keys, phone, swiss army knife, cat...

It is italian

In italian there is also the shorter version "Gianni", which is important because it produces a plethora of double names like Gianluigi, Gianfranco and so on

On the women side there is Giovanna, Gianna but no double combinations

The president of CONI (Italian National Olympic Committee) said: "I would be offended. You have to earn the right to take part"

The minister for sport said: "It's not appropriate. You prove yourself on the pitch"

https://www.ansa.it/...

You're right, windows are also good. In that case death arrives in less than 12 seconds. Russia has creative death penalty, we could say

I went back and forth for years, with many distributions and many machines. This summer I took the final step with Linux Mint, never used before, this time around without dual boot, without second backup computer, nothing. Motivated only by the ethical things. In the long run I had problems, some of them quite unpleasant. So I switched to LMDE and it's much better, only minor issues.

"You haven't been proficient enough. Now we take control. Please stand aside"

If you like fruity nuances Ceylon could be a thing, you get good quality without spending a lot

If you like darker, maltier and deeper taste, you can go for Assam, there is a lot of quality types and prices

Well you know in 2 we have a nice weather... we intercept all the Gulf of America Stream

Laughing in italian

The ENTIRE parties Lega and Movimento 5 Stelle are russian assets that don't even try to hide their goals anymore. Lega received tens of millions from Russia. M5S are simply utterly stupid. Not to mention other little parties at both far ends of political spectrum.

You have faith in your fellow citizens' vote. I fear mine instead.

Ho scritto "domandare" e "non esitate" (n'hésitez pas) sperando di aiutare i francesi! La forma per me più spontanea è semplicemente "se avete domande chiedete pure"

Riguardo il piemontese: O si pronuncia come in francese ou (tout), ma Ò con l'accento si pronuncia o (bon); U si pronuncia come in francese u (lune); Ë è qualcosa di simile al francese eu (feu) o œ (cœur). Certi aspetti sono simili al francese, come l'uso (utilizzo) di "pa" nella negazione (come in francese "pas"), o tante parole (fr. mots) per esempio "travajé" (it. lavorare) o "sapin" (it. abete) o "parèj" (it. così) o "mersì" (it. grazie)... fr "viens ici" -> pms "ven sì" -> it "vieni qui"

Voglio imparare (apprendere) il francese decorosamente (decentemente). Capire (comprendere) lo scritto è facile, ma nel parlato metà delle lettere spariscono, è difficile!