Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren't cake.

That tree is throwing some serious shade.

Instructions unclear, heading to the center of the sun for more hemoglobin.

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This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.

James Redshirt Kirk

Facebook make people go "grrrr" to make profit go brrrr.

AI make people go "yup!" to make profit go up.

Sincerely, Grok

I will bet all of you $100 each that this man also has a Grindr account.

First of all, how dare you.

The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.

That's my secret, I'm always 😡

I want to go to there.

Why do it right the first time when you can do it twice later?

Ah yes, the tried and true "measure once and cut twice" approach.

I'm surprised at all the wrong answers in this thread. The correct way to use this door is to shove your arm through a glass pane and go to the hospital.

Tacos? Good!

Pizza? Good!

Taco pizza? Gooood!

Now I am sad 😭

That's the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.

The great circle of life.

Take some carpentry classes to improve yourshelf.

It's a banana, Michael. How much could it cost, $25?

Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can't afford groceries. America FTW!