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@piefed.blahaj.zone

hello :3
I'm a 30-something IT enby living in the middle ass nowhere

Maxxie 4 points 11 hours ago

what the hell this rules

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Maxxie 7 points 2 days ago

Ohh, I've never thought about phone authentication being superior due the amount of sensors it has. Thanks for explaining, it makes a lot of sense (and I hate it)

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Maxxie 7 points 2 days ago

I dont understand how and why is the phone involved in this check. I assume its a link to a website that authenticates you (probably google), but why not open it in the browser its alread at? Like what recaptcha was already doing for the past decade?

Im so confused

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Maxxie 2 points 2 days ago

Now that you've shared that with us, would you like to play a game 🪚🤡

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Maxxie 4 points 7 days ago

are these exclusive or is both an option

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Maxxie 186 points 10 months ago

Wtf was that opening line, is he also new to humans

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Maxxie 168 points 8 months ago

Early 20th century Italian fascists had a popular slogan "Me ne frego", meaning "I don't care".

People don't really change.

italian fascist with a "me ne frego" headband

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Maxxie 162 points 9 months ago

plot twist: its the same person

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Maxxie 141 points 9 months ago

Being an ad-driven company annihilated old google. Instead of developing precise and efficient tools (like they used to) all effort goes to convincing users to care about random crap, because the crapmaker is paying up.

As a programmer who enjoys a beautiful solution to a hard problem, this irks me every time I'm forced to interface with google.

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Maxxie 139 points 9 months ago

an ally hater, love to see it

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Maxxie 123 points 10 months ago

Setting aside freedom of speech (as UK already did) why would you raid a suspect in a nonviolent crime with no material evidence to seize? Why not just send a summons?

Though I can answer my own question: state terror campaign to scare population into submission

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Maxxie 109 points 10 months ago

Being bored is a lost art

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Maxxie 107 points a year ago

Male gaze: dude guarding a door

Male gays: dude opening a door

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Maxxie 92 points 4 months ago

Give cyclists lanes, so they wouldn't have to stand in a half metre gap between an 18-wheeler and a traffic barrier covered in mix of 19th century soot and souls of the damned. Then they'll follow the rules, case in point: entire Denmark.

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Maxxie 83 points 6 months ago

idk dude, Im old but cruelty still hits pretty hard

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Maxxie 83 points 5 months ago

"Leave and cede internet to assholes"

nah

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Maxxie 79 points 6 months ago

Hey google, please generate a pic of a fat capitalist leading some sheeps and add a slogan about stupid people, something profound y'know

Oh and don't forget extra legs for the sheeps

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Maxxie 78 points 10 months ago

What happens in UK is so much sadder because the left party is in power (at least 'the left' one of the two). Makes me feel hopeless, like all paths lead to totalitarianism.

yes I'm very upset over text only smut wdym

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Maxxie 76 points 3 months ago

Oh you can hammer a screw. You'd have to pound extra hard though 😏

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Maxxie 75 points 6 months ago

Did you know about Felicia, the ferret who cleaned particle colliders?
In the 70s there were building another one of those roundy rounds for atoms to smash, which is mostly just long and narrow metal tube (like hundreds of meters). And these tubes would accumulate small bits of dust metal and other trash inside that would ruin the whole shebang.

So how do you clean a long and narrow science tunnel? You buy a ferret, give her a brush collar, she crawls around exploring without getting stuck even once, you pay her in food and let local nerds take her home for the night. 35 bucks it's a steal.

Unfortunately automation comes for us all, but dont cry that its over smile cause you have been joybaited by Felicia the particle accelerator ferret (and read more in this article)

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thanks for using Leebra!

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