One time I had to buy 40 watermelons for a local festival, and ended up having to get them from the grocery store. Didn't want to bruise them, so I filled 4 carts up and made multiple trips to the checkout. For a moment there, I was the lady from all the math problems.

The other layer to that joke (because it's 30 Rock and most jokes are at least 2 jokes in 1) is that those 'kids" are probably actors in their 30s.

Let's never forget the balding high school student in Sabrina:

When a GH repo is taken down like that, do forks get removed as well?

This is funny, but It's not about women's bodies. It's about creating desperation among those they exploit.

It's not not about women's bodily autonomy, though. 👩😠

Mod Note:

My fellow dummies:

Please do not get into political shouting / discussions for IRL politics here. Politics referenced within the show are perfectly fine. Real world politics should be left at the door. OP this post is completely fine in case you're wondering :)

I'm not going to remove any of the existing comments, but a new community rule has just been added to this effect - rules are like warning labels; we add new ones as the need arises.

I'll pay the dog to lick my stamps and pay the human employee not to 😅😅😅

The same way they alert me to everything else they need: They stare at me REALLY loudly. 🤣

Kristen Schaal is a horse

I really hope you mean that in the "Schall is one of three appropriate subjects for a painting" way.

That makes sense. I guess more people than me are also sick of lemon since the orange scents are always out of stock.

"Can we have our money now?"

Back when I had a cat, I'd give her a brand new roll of paper towels to shred on her birthdays. Cleanup was a brute, but she enjoyed going to town on them.

Faced with this dilemma, it's quite possible the automakers will respond by simply disabling telematics and connected services for customers in the state.

Oh no! Anyway....

OMG, I didn't even realize it was Wednesday. That's how crazy my week's been.

Obligatory:

Should have gone with Del Taco wrappers.

I rarely browse 'all' and usually stick to my eye bleach communities. Decided to venture into 'all' this evening, and of course this would be in the top of the feed.

Back to my curated cats, puppies, and houseplants I go. 🤣

When did desk booze go out of style? Or was that ever a thing? I remember old TV shows where the boss would always have a small bar in their desk drawer. I want to go to there.