I'm sorely tempted to start circulating claims about what Chauvin had in his system at the time.

A shiv

Why do they switch directions after bumping into each other

Honestly surprised it isn't 100% of Americans with how much Teflon there is out there

He'll surely have to be buried somewhere with a lot of security unless his family is ok with all the piss and shit that will be covering his grave.

I watched The Colbert Report for years with my mom before realizing that she was just straight up agreeing with the things he was saying.

There are more living organisms in one tablespoon of people than there are people on earth.

are these supposed to be funny

You know how people watch videos of master carpenters or cobblers or whatever the fuck do their jobs expertly? This is like that but with videogames instead of building shit.

Alternatively, you know how people watch dumbasses with endearing personalities do whatever the fuck? This is like that. Exactly like that.

I'm not a vegan, but I've eaten at a few vegan restaurants that were highly rated. The delicious vegan food that you're talking about already exists, but most people will never go to a vegan restaurant over a non-vegan one.

I know headline grammar is different than normal, but this one still sounds weird to me.

it's a zoomed in 3D laugh cry emoji

White American Protestant

There is a block channel option. I use it all the time.

until next time? these consequences are going to last far far far beyond the next election.

Jim Caveizel is one of the crazies now? Damn

Wait these are new episodes??

You also neglected to factor in the economic benefit of people taking a trip they don't pay for vs not taking that trip at all because they can't pay. Those people might be taking the train to work, which increases economic activity and value of the entire system, or to school, which is an investment into the future of the system, or to do shopping or eating at restaurants, both of which add value to the system. But I'm also one of those people that think public transit should be free since giving people the ability to freely move around an area can only have net positive outcomes.

What

Then her dad called the hotel where the event was being held, was told Julie had “run away” to this event, and that I was somehow responsible.

Why would the hotel tell her dad that Julie had run away?

Does TDIL stand for To Day I Learned?