There's a 100% chance of peter griffin fans who make rule 34 art with him. But I'm not brave enough to see that number of results...

If you told me this before, I would be winning every game of chess I played

On an interesting clock note. Yes, analogue clocks are in school, but at home, kids are surrounded by digital clocks on their screens.

So we are getting kids who can easily reach a digital clock, but are struggling with basics "short hand means hour"

I tried to explain to my Christian friend that (if) god created the world for us to live in. They didn't create the 5 days, 9-5 work week.

Having to ask your boss to get a day off should go against every human spirit. But no. Some people will bow down to the grind (just to complain every week about the 9-5)

What's the rules for this puzzle/challenge? Can't you just make the squares smaller, and then fit an infinite number of squares?

I wonder what she thinks of the national anthem...

...One and free...Boundless plains to share....

"No ads for the world cup"

Every hydration break

The internet loves quoting XKCD, but when checking your post history and the comments, it sucks you're getting down voted.

I remember having this exact question when I started learning the command line.

print ("Hello World")

I'm a minor airplane/airport nerd. I REALLY want to fly the Sydney to London Heathrow nonstop on an A380. But there's nothing I want to do IN those cities. Just want the flight. Don't care about the cities.

Even throwing god out the window. I hope we can all agree on "5 days on, 2 days off shouldn't be the ideal work environment"

Most of the year (maybe even your life) is spent working to improve other peoples lives, rather than your own personal life.

I'm still trying to get over the idea of injecting bleach to disenfect your body.

I once fixed my bashrc file with libreoffice

Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.

Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.

Me: ummmmm

As an Australian, i already know the results. Not going to say to avoid spoilers

Land of the free :(

Funny to think back in the day WatchPeopleDie, jailbait and fiftyfifty was all the rage. Now Nintento charachters are banned

Theres that guy who made the entire shrek movie as his steam deck start up movie. Back before you could skip the steam deck start up movie.

https://www.reddit.com/...

Both school busses and pizzas change in size around the world. Metres do not

Law enforcement asking kids for ID for walking down the street?

And its NOT The Onion?