*Doctors should have to wash their hands after handling cadavers and then delivering babies https://www.pbs.org/...

If you change the www (ie www.reddit.com) to old (ie old.reddit.com) it will let you in under most circumstances

Low effort ai image again :/

I was working at an amazon, and they made these shitty "games" for you to "play", and you played them by working faster :////

Basically, in one, you'd get a pet and it would grow based on how fast you worked. The games also pit you agaist your coworkers so youd feel pressured to - you guessed it - work faster.

I was doing good one night and told my manager and he went "Nice! Now go even faster!". By far the worst job ive ever had.

Nyooooom

Dollar Tree to their Single Underpaid Employee that is forced to run every Dollar Tree store in the country: "hey can you recall those applesauces contaminated with lead tnx bestie <3" Dollar Tree Employee (singular):

Im laughing way too hard at Hogwart (singular)

Not really a word, but the cake scene from Matilda came to mind.

Other definition for those who don't know. Like me, who had to look it up: infused or permeated with some substance, quality, element, etc.; saturate

If you were a character in a book, you'd be my favorite character. Please take this as a compliment.

Its pretty convenient that its raining, which means you can ignore the coefficient of friction since the surface is slippery

That absolutely reads like the author was fucking blasted

Well? What's the answer? It can't be behavioral isolation, as the mating dance isn't an abnormal behavior... right? And idk what tf temporal isolation is and sounds made up, so it'd have to mechanical isolation?

Informative memes, 10/10

The post in question: Dr. Tony Pastor, a cardiologist at Texas Children’s Hospital and assistant professor at Baylor College of Medicine, went on to post a TikTok on November 11 telling patients they’re not obligated to answer the question (Are you a US citizen?).

Humans pack-bonding with shit will never not be my favorite thing. Godspeed little plushie

Duh????????

The Wizard Council (long may they live) has decided that it is fine so long as it isn't also cast with the Mend Buttcrack spell, as both spells are too destructive when used in tandem. I mean, I see where they're coming from, but it's far from the only spells that are strong when cast together, so I think they're probably just responding to the current Wizard meta tbh (you didn't hear it from me though).

These are fun to make

sweats