I'm predicting the breaking news story for June 2nd is they find out they're fired.

As the current popular phrase goes, the difference between a million and a billion is about a billion.

None of these actions by citizens are illegal. Way to waste tax payer money. So glad the swamp got drained and we're great again!

I still burn CDs. This whole streaming thing won't last. Also, my back hurts...

As an autistic person, I wholeheartedly agree.

This has to be the most indepth copy-pasta I've seen lately. Well done.

I heard our glorious leader will be making an upcoming EO mandating all homes be retrofitted with coal-burning stoves.

Oh say can you see

It's this shit that gives me hope.

Not the protests.

Not the community building.

The fact that the "in-chargers" are so mindless that they don't know not to eat each other.

Reminds me of the post from the cat owner who hear a noise and first reaction was, "I'm going to shove my finger so far up your little asshole!" because they thought their cat was up to mischief again only to later realize they unintentionally scarred a burglar for life.

For, allegedly, doing nothing that's against the law.

I still wanna know when that wall will be built. Remember, the one Mexico will pay for? What about that? One dumbass thing at a time, here. We can just queue it up with all the other things stuck in the definitely drained swamp muck.

Yep, and the only available one is overflowing with piss-n-shit water, and the toilet paper is soggy, and there are no papertowels and the soap is empty and the sinks are just more toilet bowls full of piss-n-shit water.

No, thanks. I've seen what those things are really capable of when an undead mummy wants to take over the world. I'm calling Brendan Fraser!

Chronology is hard, I get it. But you're supposed to microwave a soap-soaked sponge for cleaning, then microwave popcorn for eating.

What do I do if mine's not on here? What kind of mid-life-crisis is this?

That's actually not why billions of people are using them. In fact, I would bet that a quick survey would show most people using ai aren't even considering accuracy. But, you could always ask ai and see what it says, I guess...

I had a nice little profile on there until about a month ago. I didn't delete when I saw AI spammers join. And I kept my profile even when the mods were starting to become reddit-ish. What sent me over the edge was when they announced a partnership with an AI company who said they were "just there to beef up security". Yeah, no, not for me. Super sad, too, because Bluesky is a good idea, but I'm sticking with the fediverse.

This, this is where my hope remains. Not in the protests, not in the solidarity, not in the lobbying, it's the fact that McShitMyPants is incontinent and incompetent and their whole group cannot help but eat each other.

So, uh, any idea when the trade deals are a comin'?

This is too real. I didn't see the community tag and even after having seen it, I fully expect this to happen.