Dark matter is “sketch,” declares man over 50 who has no credentials in astrophysics.

It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no fortunate son

Imagine naming a feature "Full Self-Driving," and yet you can't take your attention away from the road and must be ready to take over at a moment's notice.

This so-called man is the public face of narcissistic personality disorder. My favorite part of the embedded interview is when he described himself as "stoic" without a trace of irony.

Yeah but only one of these services directs their engineering team to make such changes because the boss is getting dragged for liking weird shit.

I was there and, while Vin looked fine in Pitch Black, no one wanted those sunglasses.

The users who browse r/funny won't even migrate to a subreddit that has funny content.

Thinking “X” is a cool letter is exactly what I’d expect from a middle-aged wannabe edgelord.

Netflix earnings are not "down," they're just not growing as fast as The Market wants them to. This title is heavily editorialized and wrong.

Hopefully one happy side effect of this is that it won't become a cultural thing on the Fediverse to put a typo in your post title and then have a comment section full of people all calling attention to the typo instead of the actual question/topic of the post.

“Oh no, I can’t read anything on Twitter!”

-No one with good mental health.

"This man is 51 years old" absolutely slays an insecure man-child like Musk.

Gary Larson was my favorite memer. Ever seen The Far Side memes?

These should definitely be on by default. Users won’t think to ask or find threads where this is explained, and having it off absolutely kills conversations and engagement unnecessarily @ernest

It was another attempt to get the tech press to run another story about Twitter and/or its leader, and it worked.

It’s recent and that list may not account for inflation.

Plus the fact that X is already trademarked in many countries.

All of which they’d know if their dumbass CEO — er, I mean their CTO who definitely isn’t running the company because they have a CEO who is a different person — had bothered to look into it.

We don’t need to call it X or even the platform formerly known as Twitter. It’s just Twitter.

“Would you pass me the oar, cisgender Jim?”

"Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter" was a recurring bit on The Daily Show as far back as 2016. These aren't new revelations; he says stuff like this in public. Here's an article from 2016 covering some comments about Ivanka as well as him saying of a very underage girl, "I'm going to be dating her in ten years. Can you believe it?"

In the land of the wretches, the pedophile is king.