Communication? In my friendship? It's less likely than you think!

All of that and they end up starving while crossing the Pacific, you can't make this shit up.

The TGV has a top speed of 360 mph. Just hire some French engineers hon hon hon.

Might have something to do with cats having problems focusing on objects closer than 30 cm (unlike ~10cm in humans), so from their perspective there is a hand shaped blur approaching them and smell might confirm that it is in fact, a hand?

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Vim users: "I feel bad for you"

Nano users: "I don't think about you at all"

The key is "temporarily" though. Even in the 18th century and prior when technology evolved at the pace of a snail on sedatives that meant 5, maybe 10, at most 15 years.

Then in the 90s the world's international cartel of IP rights got together and decided they should make it 20 years everywhere, just so corporations can monopolize anything they make for the entire the duration of its usefulness. With the speed of progress today I'd be surprised if most aren't obsolete before they become available to the general public. 3D printing is only a thing now because Stratasys was hoarding the FDM patent since the fucking 90s.

Shit needs to go back down to 5 years again.

This was in response to rsync having horrible new bugs from vibe coding that were so bad that people thought they had malware. Does the intent matter when the end result is the same?

I am fire! I am death!

Well it's different when you're selling drugs

The most realistic part of this joke is that the bartender is also a mathematician, probably after they did not qualify for any phd research grant.

Well it's understandable, the concept of being able to actually cooperate and do something about the environment on a world scale instead of just blindly pretending it's not a thing until it kills us all is a bit hard to believe for younger generations for obvious reasons.

Along a similar line, guy makes a global surveillance company and calls it Palantir, apparently oblivious to how much of a comic book villain he looks like. Thiel looks at Sauron like "that's so meee".

Pack it up everyone, the fun police is closing the scene.

Scroll down and select your country: https://fightchatcontrol.eu/

It's always the ones you most expect.

Psychotherapists are conceptually like if your car broke down constantly and every mechanic told you they don't know what's wrong so you went to get a degree in mechanical engineering so you can do it yourself. It didn't help, but you still have the degree now so might as well put it to use and help people with actually solvable problems lol.

The Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus.

It's a meme job interview question iirc.