I’m just musing here, but isn’t revenge just another form of cruelty? Revenge gaines nothing, it loses more. It only achieves itself but then evaporates like cotton candy in a raccoon’s hand.

How’d you get AirPods three years before they were introduced?

Everything but solving climate change

Commas aren’t hard, people.

I feel like this joke has to be as old as the first invention of something not inherently practical like acting or philosophy.

Not enough trains

Golden Retrievers are seen as big, strong and masculine?

This feels like Terry Pratchett already did this

It’s quite hard to be enthusiastic about this map

All antidotes for you

Yeah pretty much. Most of us don’t even ask.

Relentlessly judging

Sounds bad.

It’ll get worse and more boring.

In no uncertain terms: how dangerous are you?

Anybody else think the joke would be better without the last reply?

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The Lieutenant Worf School of Running Away from Things

Those are bourgeois categories