So our roles are opposite. My roommate lords over our home. They are lazy and don’t contribute to our food situation though killing pests would be nice. Sometimes they wear the jewelry we buy for them but they occasionally leave it laying around. It’s very irresponsible. There is a language barrier.

Definitely a cat.

My roommate has a grey/cream colored coat with black stripes.

Unfortunately my roommate does not have opposable thumbs. So they aren’t able to open food items. They also have a bunch of fur that would get all over the place.

My roommate does shit in a box and most of the times doesn’t even bury it. I will definitely give that suggestion a try. Unfortunately I don’t have my own box so I’lk have to use theirs.

Most definitely.

See. If they keep doing it to me I’m gonna win this fight.

I.... Just learned something....

You have lost, now you get to be the reflection and I get to drive.