Sadly the propaganda campaign to blame minorities and the defunding of education has been a big success. The wealthy are winning the class war, and probably will until most people are starving.

👆They just need to add this as a disclaimer instead.

I’m ready to send her my password because I heard that the app converts every password to ******** and I really want to try it out.

I believe in crystal healing. And by that, I mean amphetamines have changed my life.

I have to give furies the W for keeping their privacy in public.

Math is a thought game with axioms as rules. It’s much more stable since the rules are “self-evident”.

If you make the same violation in a car, you get a traffic ticket. In a bicycle, you go to criminal court. This is why this is considered unfair.

Now add poverty as a variable and see if it’s a confounding factor.

More importantly, how are they better at finding these drugs than I am?

Breakfast of champions

Jokes on you, I am deficient in both.

Tariffs alone are already scaring off even the most regressive of investors…

Unfortunately for cats, if I’m at a party, my autistic ass is seeking them out.

Those are rookie numbers, you’ve gotta pump those numbers up.

I don’t feel better. There’s not really a mental reward for doing the work, it just feels like a never ending list of maintenance to keep my life from getting worse.

Hell yeah, I’m trying to turn my skin blue.

I thought removing distractions would help too. But even with no distractions, attending a meeting feels like I’m listening to a radio while driving between states.

Maybe the real religion was the profit we made along the way.

People are acting like the right aren’t pushing their fascism as fast as they can anyway.

Yeah, I’d work 995 if…

1. I was being paid twice as much as I am now
2. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are provided.
3. You have someone who can do all my chores and errands before I get home.

There’s not enough money you could give me could make up for having Saturday off.