Wiping our asses with PAPER.

This should have its own community. RedactedPoetry

If you happened to touch shit with literally any part of your body other than your asshole, would you be happy with just wiping it with a piece of dry paper, or would you immediately go wash it?

I have no more questions...

Btw, don't even get me started if you have a hairy butt.

In Spain, it is common to say that you got a "cucumber-y" watermelon when it is not sweet.

Do you have a source to that?

He wrote that if he were to assert, without offering proof, that a teapot, too small to be seen by telescopes, orbits the Sun somewhere in space between the Earth and Mars, he could not expect anyone to believe him solely because his assertion could not be proven wrong.

I love that one of the arguments against this analogy, shown in the Wikipedia, article is the following:

the only way a teapot could have gotten into orbit around the sun would be if some country with sufficiently developed space-shot capabilities had shot this pot into orbit. No country with such capabilities is sufficiently frivolous to waste its resources by trying to send a teapot into orbit.

... what a time to be alive!

The Count of Montecristo.

How can I see how everything is connected or check the signal strength at the devices?

Yes, there was actually a typo on my comment. I meant to say that I tried to RESET the password a couple times, but the message is still there.

How can I check the signal strength for the devices? Indeed these are my only devices on the network. No routers.

One of the sensors is a couple meters from the controller, direct line of sight... And still drops. Does it need to he closer?

AI summary, for those who can't watch it right now, like myself:

The video discusses the history of lawns and their impact on American culture:

• Lawns originated in 17th century Europe as a symbol of wealth and status, eventually making their way to America [01:31].

• The invention of the push lawnmower and sprinklers in the 19th century made lawn maintenance more accessible [02:43].

• After World War II, suburban sprawl and consumerism led to lawns becoming a standard feature of the American dream [03:37].

• Homeowners' associations (HOAs) enforce strict rules about lawn care, contributing to the pressure to maintain a perfect lawn [05:23].

• The lawn care industry has become a massive business, with homeowners spending billions of dollars on products and services [07:14].

• Lawns have negative environmental impacts, including water waste and pesticide runoff [09:11].

• The video suggests alternatives to traditional lawns, such as growing food or native species, xeriscaping, using fake turf or clover, or simply letting the lawn grow naturally [10:13].

My wifi is on channel 11, while ZigBee is on 15. That shouldn't overlap, right?

So... It should be good if I am using WiFi 11, shouldn't it? Not sure if I am missing something.

I'll check, but I haven't seen anything like that in deConz.

Yeah, ALL my devices are Aqara at this point.

No, I don't have any ZigBee routers, just the Aqara sensors. My home is pretty small, so I didn't think I would need them, but I am leaning towards that being the issue. Last night I paired one of the sensors again, right next to the controller and left it there - literally 5 cm from it. It has stayed online so far, which is more than it usually does.

Weird thing is that I have another sensor in that same room just like a couple meters away and that one keeps dropping. Is ZigBee's range really that short?

What criteria should I follow to place the routers? One per room should be enough?

I'm afraid it is still happening to me. Is there any site admin I can reach out for support with that?

I can register, but when I try to login, I am getting an error saying the credentials do not match their records. Tried to test the password a couple times but the error is still there.

Thanks! There definitely seems to be a network map view on the desktop deConz app, but I am using the Docker version of deconz and the only way I have to manage it is through Phoscon, which is the web UI. I really don't see how to use the desktop app to manage my Conbee controller, since it is installed on my NAS, not a PC.

I'll keep investigating.