Had an Italian friend (as in, from Italy, not someone whose great great great great grandpappy once snorted a line of parmesan) tell me the reason for this.

Italian women are notoriously hard to woo, and will resist all advances to appear "hard to get"

Italian men (As in, actually Italian, not people who think obnoxious behaviour can be excused by far-removed genetics) realise that it's way easier to try and get their balls emptied chasing slappers called Sharon from Essex

Refuses to elaborate further

It's literally all he did for ten years you daft cunt 😂

For those that don't want to read that article that looks like it was written by a teenage intern -

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67252752

What the fuck did I just read?

Humans arrested and charged for feeding hungry and needy humans

That's a level of Freedom ©®™ I just cannot comprehend

That's fucking evil

Have they tried not making the cashiers stand there the entire shift? Was gobsmacked when I saw that in supermarkets; like some sort of childish power-move to not let them sit

Try that in Europe, you'd end up in court lol

Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp

fatally shoot

Uh, murder is the word you're looking for

Is this some sort of American thing I'm too European to understand?

I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I'm way too European to understand?

Not if you're *from anywhere fucking normal ftfy

Could yous stop using words like "Firebrand" and use the proper "Attention-seeking"

told BBC News on Friday that the device was "just basically a gas tank for rocket fuel". He called the event "not serious at all". "In fact, our bomb squad member asked me why we were releasing a news release on a rusted piece of metal," he said.

Saved you a click

Have you tried ordering some fuckin punctuation, mate?

200 years of propaganda later - "Hurr Durr France surrender duh"

99% of my interaction with India is -

"Hello sir my name is Paul Smith. I have been looking at your website and I have discovered it is not optimised for SEO and I would like to offer you the chance to improve your search rankings"

Every. Fuckin. Day.

Also if Purina didn't test on animals there would be a lot of dead dogs

(now known as Ye)

When I was younger, if a kid tried to give themselves a cool nickname, everyone would do their absolute best to call them anything but that and make up the worst possible names to call them instead.

We should bring that back. I even went to school with a guy called Dungboy

"Apple to claim they invented OLED" ftfy

As a nation that champions the values of freedom and democracy, the United States

Ha ha ok I'm out 😂

Doesn't sound like a fully international effort to me