They also taste way better than store-bought ones.

Every one of these brands looks like it should have an Urban Dictionary entry

I specifically wanna be pentaborane, because it has the rare honor of a perfect score on the fire safety diamond. Highly flammable, highly toxic, highly reactive, explodes on contact with air, explodes on contact with water, and lethal amounts can absorb through your skin (if it even gets that far). It was actually considered as a possible jet or rocket fuel in the 1950s and earned the nickname "Green Dragon" because it burns green. But the US government ended up rejecting it because even its exhaust is poisonous. It is in fact so dangerous that the government's supply of it sat in storage until 2000 because that's how long it took to invent a safe disposal method - a procedure whose actual scientific name is Dragon Slayer.

Worth pointing out this is a photoshop, Weigraf never actually says this. Excellent game nonetheless.

Anyone who read Ready Player One and actually believed that was the future deserves to lose $13 trillion.

I don't think this is just to spite Meta, they're known for tracking everything under the sun and there are serious security concerns about what info they may acquire if you unwittingly interact with a post on Threads from another server.

As a warehouse worker in the US, I say it doesn't matter since Labor Day has gradually become "Work normal hours but earn 1.5x pay for it day".

You can't directly see your score, but mods can interact with it. Guaranteed tomorrow there will be a dozen subreddits with automod set up to tell people what category their score is.

Yep, a few years back they banned several cards with racially questionable connotations. The most egregious of which is straight up some KKK members.

Man I hope people volunteer and then immediately take the subreddit private again

That's not even limited to bears, the power scaling for MtG cards in general is logarithmic. The most famous example being the fact that Emrakul, the plane-eating eldrich god and most powerful card ever printed, can be defeated by 15 1/1 squirrels.

They didn't unban all spam bots, they just aren't adding any more to the ban list.

Man Groot has really let himself go

Don't forget "against the natural order"

As long as you're using just the pihole YouTube shouldn't be able to detect it. The playback blocker is based on detecting common ad blocker extensions in your web browser.

Dude, right in front of my salad?

Similar to kerning (the spacing between letters); fonts with bad kerning make the word look like keming.

Just wait until you have a dentist that's younger than you. I'm only in my mid 30s but got one fresh out of dentistry school. That's the moment you officially feel like a useless fossil.

It is an actual phenomenon that pops up here and there. But people put it in places it doesn't belong as "I'm 14 and this is deep"-bait.