It's a good way to get prion disease for sure.

It's good that you came to a shitposting Lemmy community to solve this mystery. We'll take it from here, thank you for your service, citizen.

Recreational sports should have no boundaries. When you get into professional sports, the topic becomes a lot more dicey.

God I hate when meme formats are completely misused.

I do that with my dishes too

I dono this might be too interesting to be a shitpost

I have no snout yet I must oink.

Wow what a bunch of sheep. Everyone knows Tupac and Biggie faked the feud and their own deaths to sell more records. They live together in Thug Mansion but they spend holidays in Gangtas Paradise.

It's so hot, I poured McDonald's coffee on my lap to cool off.

Mine was Sandy. She would always ask if the equipment was going to work and I would always say "it should" and she hated that because she wanted a guarantee. I'd always say "if I could guarantee it, I wouldn't have a job".

What am I gonna do? Not get closer to whatever is making my prostate vibrate?

It was in NYC on a not very busy road late at night and Donglover was outside with some of the other cast just to chat with fans. This was in 2009 I think so before he blew up in popularity. He talked to me and my friends for a little while and remembered me from when I went to a Derrick improv show a few years prior.

I was not in the least bit intoxicated but I guess the lack of sleep combined with talking to some of my favorite comedians gave me some kind of high. There was a group of college age guys, probably 10-15 of them, on the other side of the road drinking beer and being obnoxious. One of them threw a bottle into the street and it shattered.

In my infinite wisdom, I yelled at them, called them littering motherfuckers or words to that effect. They immediately started crossing the street to fuck my shit up. Donald steps in front of me and yells "he's drunk he didn't mean it!". They decided to turn around and continue on their way instead of kicking my ass. Donald turns around, grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me, saying "you can't say that shit here!"

I owe that man my life.

holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.

It's media-friendly astrology

Huge missed opportunity to say he was fluttered

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who've never touched one. It's a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

Everyone knows that when you get ace king suited, the flop is going to be low cards of a different suit. That's why you always fold every hand except for deuce 7 off suit. That's the only real winner.

If you just do the side quests before progressing the main quests you should have no problem progressing in any borderlands game. You should never have to go farm unremarkable areas that don't have side quests.

That's just pretentious. Oh your magic stick was exactly two pounds? The only right answer is "a little bit less than 1/4 pound"? Your stick weighted about 2 pounds, the pieces weigh about 1/4 pound. Get your wonderland shit out of here Lewis.

Where can I get ranch flavored cig filters?