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@lemmynsfw.com

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 24 points 3 years ago

I love anal, I don't know why but it drives me wild. It's taboo enough to make it less common without being super crazy, it takes more dedication, intimacy and teamwork and being comfortable with a level of vulnerability to enjoy than normal sex, and it feels great for both sides if you get it right. If a woman trusts you enough to do anal that's a big deal and a turn on in itself.

Sex is great, but its more common, less taboo, less wild, and less work. Sex is like a handjob compared to anal I guess.

I dunno, I like em both, but when anal is hinted at, something in my brain pops.

Otherwise, other than sexy outfits, I'm pretty vanilla and don't "get" a lot of kinks. I don't know why you'd hit someone you love and call them names, I don't know why you'd pretend to do thing non consensually.. and those arent even on the wildest side of kinks! Nappy/baby stuff? Nope! Furry stuff? Nope! Vore? Unbirth? Hentai of little girls with the often used excuse that they only "look" young? Incest? I don't get any of it.

Many of these things seem like they should be discussed with a therapist and not harboured and defended as a kink, but I like looking at buttholes and shoving stuff in em so who am I to talk.

Hell, you could even question general sexuality further and say I don't understand why people are gay, why people are trans and why people are asexual, because my own personal experience is that I'm comfortable in my male body, think women are sexy and I'm horny all the time. I don't GET any of it, but I understand that everyone is different, and unless you're hurting/abusing someone with your actions then who cares, just be happy doing who or what you enjoy. Who am I to judge anyone.

Everyone is a unique individual with their own likes, dislikes, history with ups and down, and things they're good and bad at, and a million other dimensions. You are not defined solely by the thing that floats your boat.

I like buttholes but I'm more than just a butthole guy. I'm also bad at team sports. We all have dimensions.

EDIT: I could have just said "poop stuff" but this comment really got away from me.

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 15 points 3 years ago

Butt stuff, those harness style underwear and harnesses in general, chokers. (Nothing too bdsm-y, just the style is sexy) That heavy egirl makeup with the winged eyeliner. Filming and taking private pictures.suoer sloppy blowjobs. Fishnets. thigh high socks with the stripes.

We rarely do anything but my wife likes lace underwear as her limit, and hand stuff. Sometimes PiV.

She gives me a lot of shit and judges me for asking for these things, but on the grand scheme of things I feel like I'm not that crazy.

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 13 points 3 years ago

This essentially just opens the link once clicked, rather than showing it in the feed? So is almost the same as a browser opening and showing the content.

I feel like it's important to reduce friction for things like this, for both the user and the creators, as well as making the feed look better as you scroll, so you can see GIFs as they are posted rather than links.

Sync for Reddit was fantastic so I have faith that we will see similar features, even if not available on launch.

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 11 points 3 years ago

Looks like TastyNova?

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 8 points 3 years ago

He said davidgro is a pervert for being interested in this

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 7 points 3 years ago

By myself at least every night because my wife has 0 sex drive and mine is huge. 🙃

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 6 points 3 years ago

With what prompt/lora/model?

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 6 points 3 years ago

It is a still image on jerboa, and I'm referring to posts, rather than comments, to allow creators to share their work in some communities where a link to that domain is well used.

Like highqualitygifs, I would assume. I wouldn't know I don't use redgifs that often so I'm unsure where it would be most popular.

It would also be useful to have a "filter by content type" akin to RES's filters, to allow users to view only text/link/image/gif content in their feed when they're in the mood for only seeing good text-selfposts or ONLY GIFs of, for example Homer Simpson.

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 5 points 3 years ago

A blowjob NOT next to a toilet

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 5 points 3 years ago

Sync did.

I used to scroll through and save GIFs of the guy from blink 128 mouthing the words "wtf" and the GIFs of Patrick Bateman from American psycho nodding in approval.

And they would all save to the Reddit folder on my phone.

And then they'd autoupload to Google photos, and then my wife would see them too.

And then she'd say no way am I doing that

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 4 points 3 years ago

Haha I guess my strange kink is vaginas then, if we consider things from your perspective!

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 4 points 3 years ago

I think we need a community distinction between "Goes running sometimes and keeps in shape with slightly visible abs" fit, and "Absolutely jacked, would bench press me before crushing me" fit.

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 4 points 3 years ago

Yeah, just answering the question, it's what I get judged on! We're a good team, we're just not very sexually compatible unfortunately,and I guess that's why this account exists!

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 4 points 3 years ago

Maybe you should make one, as this is a whole different vibe

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 3 points 3 years ago

Admins/mods could we improve error messages for these instances to help creators share their work? Otherwise they will bounce off Lemmy without understanding why they're happening.

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 3 points 3 years ago

Love this early 00s style. Low quality, grainy, early digital camera, on-camera flash, that makeup 😍 can we get a /c/ of this?

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 3 points 3 years ago

I just see everything already pre-opened as cards. That being said, instead of downvoting because it's not my preference, I'll say sweet dick bro 👍

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 3 points 3 years ago

Whoah, do you have a .rar stash of these early 2000s style images? These are my jam.

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 3 points 3 years ago

With our sex life, maybe, but she's an incredible woman in every other way, so you take the rough with the smooth. We're both reletively young so things might change as we get old.

I live in hope. Probably futile hope, but we'll see!

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NOTAPORNACCOUNT 3 points 3 years ago

I'm going to assume you're posting and deleting porn links to test them 👀

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thanks for using Leebra!

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