759 days in a row? This guy’s outta Control!

Sometime you just gotta spit on that thang.

Sounds like this guy forgot to check if you pulled the string it would open a secret compartment revealing an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party

Yea, you can’t really tell. Maybe she’s from Canada and was just being polite.

Upside: the variety of light up shoes you can buy must be much higher than the average adult!

The rest of them aren’t parallel, but stored in assorted boxes.

I wonder if you can fill it with beans.

No socks?

Yea, you can’t really tell if she’s into you. She could’ve just baked too many cookies and figured she’d offer you some of the extras. Best bet is to keep your wits about you and keep looking for signs.

Nature is healing!

Here ya go! | || || |_

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

“I can live with it.”

“We play on the throne”

I believe they call it “job security”

They just failed to mention that their “AI” stand for “All Indians”

It’s because it’s a Safeway to travel.