Hey guys, check it out, I'm entering into a legally binding contract as a hilaaaarious joke. So funny, oh my lmao! I'm such a joker. You know me, I just do it for the rotfls.

Mmmm, milk toast.

"OK" may not be the concession that you appear to think it is. Perhaps you meant "oh, I see," but clearly it is being interpreted as "okayyy, what-everrrrr."

Does it help that there are now four comments?

Yes. How do I pay in cash to get my genome sequenced and analyzed anonymously?